Instaninja

Someone who is over 25 weeks into the Instagram of a person they fantasize, but will never end up with. Instaninjas must avoid liking pictures at all costs.

Guy 1: Dude, I went through that bitch's whole Instagram yesterday.
Guy 2: Bro, you're such an instaninja.

by KeepItReal💪🏾💯✔️ July 24, 2016

Instastalker

A person who likes, comments or follows a user of social media without having any real life connection to them or who you may actually dislike in the real world.

Chad to friend - "hey, I just liked John's photo on Instagram and we haven't spoken in months!"

Friend to Chad - "Damn, Chad, you're such an INSTASTALKER!!!"

by Uniquethinker87 November 5, 2014

instastalker

A friend who follows all of your friends, even if they don't know the person

That girl is an instastalker!

by definethis1 June 9, 2014

instantschnell

Stupid german expression for 'extremely fast'. Used a lot by fucktard WoW players.

"Heute müssen wir auf 70 leveln, aber instantschnell!!"

by rtfm&gtfo March 29, 2009

InstantBeatz

A guy that makes beats at home and has no social life

Guy: "Hey, I make Beats at home and have no social life!"

InstantBeatz: "Mood"

by Notschi October 16, 2019

instantdrista

an amazing tiktoker that makes flamingo, dream smp and other content

me: hey have you seen instantdrista’s new video?
friend: yeah it was amazing!

by atpaz October 16, 2021

Instantidictive

A person who is addicted to insta

sapio sapian is not an instantidictive

by cgpa69 February 12, 2022