instagram

When you're dealing coke or viagra and try to be funny but it's not.

person 1: Ey, want some?
person 2: How much can i get?
person 1: an instagram
person 2: ha...ha...ha...

by hermercurius April 12, 2018

Instagram Business

Instagram Business

Instagram Business

by Minah200 August 14, 2023

Instagram

A social media where you fake being on an environment/fake using a random valuable object.
Usually used for taking normal pictures.

My post where I hold a Nintendo Switch OLED is blowing up on Instagram!
But you never had more than 100 dollars...

by funny guy with funny thing July 10, 2022

instagram reels

Basically yt shorts and tiktok but WAY funnier

Instagram reels is the only place where I can see a family of 4 get crushed by 2 semi-trucks, have a kid who's legs were sawed off get bullied by 14 thousand white men, and watch the most down bad, horrendous thing to ever happen.

by Definitely not coolcat123alfis March 16, 2024

Instagram model

A person who is really untalented moneymaker who profits off insecurity of young girls

Sally: I really wanna be like Instagram model!
Bob: don't shes toxic

by annbananyyy October 30, 2021

Instagram

A popular social media in which brain damaged millennials either live fake lives, or steal Reddit memes at least a month after being born. (There is a possibility of something different and good happening PewDiePie wedding, world record egg, etc).

SSSniperwolf is an INSTAGRAM influencer who photoshops every post she makes

by Sodium Chloride Bean Dip December 1, 2019

Instagram reels

Instagram reels are one of the most strangest places on the internet. you'd see random shit or either the darkest humor you'll ever see, or NSFW And Gore cause 2 weeks ago Instagram got their fyp nuked with gore and nsfw. They're darkest place is the comment section although I find them funny. They basically go on black people (especially georgo floyd) and make dark jokes over them it's the same with other races. They claim themselves "nazis of the internet". They have a good hatred on tiktok.

A disabled kid trying to score a basketball on a reel.
Person 1: "STRIKE IT AINT HARD"
Person 2: it's just instagram reels really dark..

by Cartineverdropping March 13, 2025