dude: wow, i'm semi-early for work today!
girl: it's 7:58, you're not late for once, but you're not early either.
girl: it's 7:58, you're not late for once, but you're not early either.
by fathermike July 12, 2011
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1. Wide Receiver for the American Football Arizona Cardinals
2. The female act of rushing into the bathroom to defecate after someone declared they needed to use it.
3. a tiny explosion of fecal material from the anus which precedes a larger deuce
1. Wide Receiver for the American Football Arizona Cardinals
2. The female act of rushing into the bathroom to defecate after someone declared they needed to use it.
3. a tiny explosion of fecal material from the anus which precedes a larger deuce
I was running late for work and my girlfriend pulled an early doucet. I couldn't brush my teeth without gagging and I went to work with my clothes smelling like ass.
I was running for the toilet but the early doucet touched cloth before I managed to drop my drawers.
I was running for the toilet but the early doucet touched cloth before I managed to drop my drawers.
by IPUface November 13, 2011
Get the early doucet mug.the furries from 2000 to 2010 are the same thing from now but more stupid XDDD...
dont use degraded (graphic design) for you art lmao,
dont use degraded (graphic design) for you art lmao,
furries from 2000's and early 2010: look vieja culia, theres my fetish art that looks like drawed by a 5 year old, dont look so good?
in conclution, the furries from 2000 to early 2010 are the fucking same thing from now but i dont fucking know the difference.
in conclution, the furries from 2000 to early 2010 are the fucking same thing from now but i dont fucking know the difference.
by losminionshuelenaraja December 17, 2022
Get the furries from 2000's and early 2010 mug.an early charlie is to climax in one's pants when sexual acts are suggested by their partner prior to the act actually occurring.
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Get the early but never to late mug.he's all like 'KONO DIA DO IM JOSOPHEH JOELTIERS!' and is in a relationship with your Indonesian girlfriend, hes a fan of the beatles, and is a dumbass, he wears ugly.
unknown_waves is my boyfriend- jamie
unknown_waves is my boyfriend- jamie
by byodde February 27, 2022
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