red log

the act of defication after consumption of lare amounts of flaming-hot cheetos. the feces is red and burns with the fire of 1000 suns.

i ate so many flaming hot cheetos last nite i got red log.

by Andrew Hoffman Taylor Tharpe July 30, 2006

seeing red

In bullfighting, the matador beckons the bull with a red cape, which agitates the bull, and it charges for the cape.

Seeing red refers to when someone becomes so angered that it controls them, enraging the person.

As soon as he hit her, I was seeing red, and socked him in the nose.

Yeah, Twilight is mostly okay, but there are just a couple things about it that really get me seeing red.

by Kohan December 3, 2009

red sky

An alcoholic drink:
A red bull mixed with sky vodka.

"Can I have a red sky on the rocks."

by Johny Mak May 16, 2006

The Red Bedding

Wait until your girlfriend/wife is on her period. Set the "The Rains of Castamere" on alarm somewhere in your room, house, etc. At this point, pull all the stops at getting your girlfriend/wife turned on, short of full-insertion (hair-tugging, neck biting, etc.) until a majority of hers, and your clothes, are off. Wait for alarm to go off and you hear the theme of House Lannister playing in the background. Whisper "The Lannisters send their regards," and vigorously stab her with your cock.

Girl 1 - "My husband successfully pulled off 'The Red Bedding' last night, I never saw it coming!"
Girl 2 - "Really? My husband knew about that, like, 13 years ago when we read the book."
Girl 1 - "Fuck off, Susan. No one likes you."

by ShnookieWookies June 13, 2013

Red Chocolate

When your anal cavity gets ruptured and a combination of blood and shit comes out of your anus

John was spewing red chocolate when a got a pencil up his asshole

by mcjohnuuy September 27, 2017

Red-stringing

The way King of Police Bill Billingham solves cases on the Solve This Murder podcast by putting together the clues he has already collected through out the episodes

“Now I have the clues, it’s time to do some red-stringing to piece this all together”

by Solve this murder podcast fan January 4, 2021

red cred

An act or display that re-enforces your status as a potential redneck.

Man, when Johnny whipped out that role of duct tape, I knew he'd just way upped his red cred.

by lacklusterlackey September 16, 2009