An entity from Doctor Nowhere that haunts anyone who watched Broadcast 813 for the rest of their life and puts them into a Pseudocoma.
(Locked-in syndrome (LIS), also known as pseudocoma, is a condition in which a patient is aware but cannot move or communicate verbally due to complete paralysis of nearly all voluntary muscles in the body except for vertical eye movements and blinking. The individual is conscious and sufficiently intact cognitively to be able to communicate with eye movements.)
(Locked-in syndrome (LIS), also known as pseudocoma, is a condition in which a patient is aware but cannot move or communicate verbally due to complete paralysis of nearly all voluntary muscles in the body except for vertical eye movements and blinking. The individual is conscious and sufficiently intact cognitively to be able to communicate with eye movements.)
"Upon the manifestation of my being in the future, you will be asleep in bed. I will be there and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to move any part of you. When the doctors eventually find you, they will not see me. But you will. And I'll see you too. Forever, I'll see you." - The Boiled One
by jjrplz54 August 11, 2024

Loyd: And I have the duke of Welingham complaining that the duke of Bleichester is sucking boiled sweets through his speeches.
by Anarchy potato May 15, 2014

by Jimmierustler October 4, 2013

(Informal) Characterized by a high degree of humor or amusement; extremely funny or entertaining.
The term "hard-boiled," derived from "crack-up," is often used informally in spoken language and informal writing to denote situations or content that provoke strong and sustained laughter.
The term "hard-boiled," derived from "crack-up," is often used informally in spoken language and informal writing to denote situations or content that provoke strong and sustained laughter.
"The comedian's witty remarks during the show were consistently hard boiled, leaving the audience in stitches."
by anonymous/user June 6, 2024

- ”have you received the legal claim that we’re expecting yet?”
- ”no, I’m sorry takes forever”
- ”yeah, a watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf”
- ”no, I’m sorry takes forever”
- ”yeah, a watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf”
by [Exh0] May 30, 2025

the act of consuming hard boiled eggs, quickly or even whole. this is usually done with two or more people. These people who normally do this who don't have any gag reflexes.
by gleen September 30, 2012

When a female attempts to have sex with a man at the end of her period but fails to mention she hasn't finished menstrating.
That bitch tried to give me some Arkansas Boiled Meat but I hit her with that red nosed dragon instead.
by Ke§ôP September 24, 2021
