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instagram algorithm

An instagram format in which posts are in the order in which the user would want to see them, and not in chronological order.
Bob likes a post from five days ago. The girl who made the post asked Bob, "Why did you like my post from five days ago?" Bob said,"It's the goddamn Instagram algorithm, that's why!"
by Silent Jerry November 26, 2017
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Instagram reels syndrome

A disease in which the built up brain rot from over ingestion of short form content causes an irrational and sometimes delusional response to digital stimuli.
My friend has Instagram reels syndrome. She has been laughing hysterically at the word "fart" being played over "fly me to the moon" for 5 minutes.
by Josiah cafè February 1, 2024
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Instagram

The only social media where you can find inspiring content, memes, and professional photographers alongside easily accessible uncensored gore, exposed pages, and leaked personal information simply because they never bother to properly moderate it.
Guy 1: I heard Tiffany got doxxed.
Guy 2: Yeah, her home address, full name, and phone number were posted on an Instagram story.
by fridgewater January 13, 2024
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freaky instagram

instagram with freaks; instagram after dark; purposefully provocative on social media
freaky instagram user @carringtonusa
by lilith130 April 18, 2024
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Instagram

instagram makes me feel pressured, objectified and the images portrayed are unrealistic.

my top 3 words to describe instagram
by sillysamuel May 2, 2024
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Instagram face

It’s a face with certain features, often seen on instagram and been achieved by facial surgery and other cosmetic work. Button nose, big lips, defined brows, alien-like eyes, sculpted cheeks and jawline. It’s a face you won’t ever see in real life, since it either needs editing to some extent or heavy makeup. If you’d line up selfies with these faces it’d be nearly impossible to know if it’s the same person or not.
I don’t know, I want to look pretty, but I feel like getting an instagram face would also fuck with my self-identify.
by Xxxlovley February 14, 2024
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instagram

That bearded fellow in the flannel with the expensive coffee weighs precisely 1 instagram.
by niklj November 20, 2020
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