I don't want to ruin our friendship

Phrase used in polite company. Literal translation is "There's no fricking way I am going to have sex with your fat ugly ass." Used in conjunction with the horrendous phrases "You're a nice guy but..." and "It's not you, it's me."

While I appreciate that you've actually taken a bath for the first time since 1983, I just...don't want to ruin our friendship...

by Paul Wartenberg July 11, 2004

I know you want to

Used as a sarcastic response to someone saying "Fuck you"

Rando: Fuck you!
Me: I know you want to.

Rando: 😤

by Bannter April 12, 2021

i really want to chug jug with you

fire song lyrics if someone says this add them

Fortnite gamer#1:i really want to chug jug with you
Fortnite gamer #2: ur chill im gonna add u

by NoNameBoixXx the gamer February 16, 2021

I still want that hu la hu

Basically means give head in a fancy way, and keep it that way the whole time

I told them I still want that hu la hu

by periodwithtrans January 25, 2023

I just want to find 11,780 votes

When a failure of a fake president gets caught trying to steal an election after accusing everyone of rigging the election against him.

Trump fan- Democratz are tryna steal diz elecshun!
Logical person- Haven't you heard the leaked audio tape? "‘I just want to find 11,780 votes’" President Trump
Trump fan- boy, datz fake news I tell ya!
Logical person- *Plays audio*
Trump fan- *crickets*

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing January 5, 2021

I really want my relatives to disappear

I don’t care what happens or how you do it. I just want them out of my life. I need to get them out of my way. Do you understand?

I really need these fuckers out of my fucking life. I’m starting to get desperate.

I really want my relatives to disappear

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 12, 2021

I don’t want you in my life

It means you used all the chances I gave you and I don’t want you in my life anymore.

I don’t want you in my life anymore!

by TheBlueLeo April 24, 2019