Hulking

The cowardly practice of ending a relationship/ situationship by acting like a dickhead so that the other person ends relations.

Often used as a precursor to ghosting, haunting and zombieing

“He turned into a heartless bastard overnight; I think he’s Hulking”

by forTFG♥️ April 12, 2019

hulk erection

The next erection you get after masturbating with fruit but don't clean off the juice, letting it dry up and then it looks/feels like the Hulk bursting out of his shirt.

"I was off yesterday, and with watermelon being on sale, I decided to give myself a Hulk erection and watch porn "

by Will DaBeast June 4, 2019

Hulk

Hulk (huhlk): verb-to manhandle or use roughly/with excessive strength.

Amanda broke her laptop because she was hulking at the keys. Sadie couldn't open the pickle jar, so she hulked the lid and finally got it loose. If you can't get something to work, just hulk it.

by PurpleNerd20 August 26, 2019

Hulk Smash

The Hulk Smash is simply the act of intercourse with a willing person, with One or Two of the participants wearing Hulk hands. And you must be smashing while repeating the phrase "HULK SMASH". Doggy style must be performed or else it is invalid. No exceptions. Bonus points if you perform a donkey punch with the hulk hands.

Ronny: Dude my roommate kept me up all night. Homie was really doing the Hulk Smash.
Jeremy : Did he do doggy style?

Ronny: Of course he did doggy style are you an idiot?
Jeremy: Donkey punch?

Ronny: Nah.

by Stinky Bum Plunger April 19, 2020

hulk hogan

You body slam the shit out of your partner while she has your dogs dick in her mouth and she throws up on its dick while saying hulk hogan.

Hey babe wanna try the "hulk hogan" our dog is in to it.

by AnimalLover3006 May 6, 2020

Hulked

Flexing your muscles so much that you rip your clothing.

Andre was acting a fool in the locker room earlier and accidently Hulked and ripped his shirt.

by Fingolfin Nolofinwe July 25, 2020

Hulk Shake

A concoction of Mountain Dew and whole milk typically brewed by desperate stoners looking for a refreshing beverage.

Dude I'm parched can you make me a Hulk Shake.

Tammy, you bring the Mountain Dew! Skeeter you bring the milk. We're making us some Hulk Shakes!

by TheSkakeyHulk June 8, 2020