Floribama Hot Pocket

The sexual act of shidding and farding into the female vagina and then performing sexual intercourse with said vagina full of bowel movements.

Gabe’s GF: “Let’s get Mexican Food for dinner, I’m in the mood for a Floribama Hot Pocket tonight.”

Gabe: “Fuck Yeah!”

by SirBumBumMan March 03, 2019

Hot Pocket Guy

AP exam grader that is known for giving high scores even if the exam is not up to par. This can be applied to all test graders.

“Yo Joe how did you do on the AP Exam.” Said Abe

“I think I did fine, but I hope I get the hot pocket guy.” Said Joe

“Yeah the hot pocket guy makes it an easy 5 on the AP exam.” Said Abe

by Joe Abraham June 03, 2019

pennsylvanian hot pocket

the sexual act consisting of the male ejaculating in a womans ass, afterwards urinating. Often done in Pennsylvania.

Man 1: Hey dude did you give your girlfriend the Pennsylvanian Hot Pocket last night?
Man 2: Yeah man, she loved it!
Man 1: That's sick.

by [NateR//TateR] October 14, 2007

albama hot pocket

a bumhole ring were you strap it on and set off like a rocket flying through space and time

i love it when my dad lets me use the albama hot pocket

by rape=good_health_care June 25, 2017

Arizona hot pocket

It’s where a guy shits in a girls pussy then fucks her

“Bro I just a Arizona hot pocket on Amiah last night”

by Doctor daddy April 29, 2018

Hot Pocket

When you wrap a girls face in saran wrap and then proceed to take a dump on her face. This steams up the inside of the plastic and prevents her from seeing.

When Mary was looking the other way, I grabbed the saran wrap, covered her face, threw her to the ground, and proceeded to give her a hot pocket while I held her arms down. She ran around the room like a chicken with its head cut off for 5 minutes.

by CherynobyleKid June 02, 2009

Australian Hot Pocket

The act of shiting in a girls vagina and than fucking it clean.

OMG i just experianced an Australian Hot Pocket it was so HOT

by Bedrocka101 May 29, 2009