Helen keller

When you are on skype and you cannot see anyone

John: bro are you Helen Keller?

Lily: yeah. I can't see anything!

by Memesauce July 27, 2016

helen’s cock

It’s a girl, who has a cock, mostly named “Helen”

DUDE! SHE HAS A helen’s cock

by Hsinsjk July 11, 2017

Helen Keller Pants

Women's pants that are extremely tight and completely display the shape of the female genitalia including but not limited to the vulva and labia majora.

Look at Sally's new Helen Keller Pants. They are so tight, they scream read my lips.

by chazzzzzz January 1, 2007

helen keller

When a guy and his wingman are doing a girl, one blows a load in her eye, and the other in her ear. The goal is twofold: to fill the ear canal with semen, and to hit her exposed eyeball with the respective cumshots. This effectively renders the girl both bind and deaf.

Bobby and I gave her the helen keller last week, and she still can't hear anything!

by manieman October 16, 2009

Angry Helen Keller

When a guy is about to cum from head, he grabs the back of the girl's head and forces his D down her wind pipe and cums all over her vocal cords (rendering her unable to speak), he then pulls his dick out, blows his ball snot into the bitch's eyes and then in both of her ears (rendering her blind and deaf), thus the girl resembles an angry Helen Keller.

"My wife and I wanted to try something new, so I gave her an angry Helen Keller and now she wants a divorce."

"I wanted to get back at my girlfriend for cheating on me so I gave her an angry Helen Keller, and now she's in therapy."

by Ben J. L. November 8, 2006

Helen Keller

During the act of fellatio, the male receiving oral sex, without warning, rams his penis into the back of the throat of the giving person just before ejaculation, thus rendering the person speechless. He then pulls his penis out of the person's mouth and ejaculates in their eyes, rendering them blind. Immediately after, while the element of surprise still has the person confused, he boxes their ears, rendering them deaf. At this point, the only thing the person can do is stumble blindly about with their arms in front of them, gurgling unintelligibly, much like Helen Keller.

You'd be a real miracle worker if you can give my sister, Beatrice, the Helen Keller.

by OldDog July 5, 2007

helna

short form for "hell nah"

pronounced heln-ah

p1: would you go gay for cailou
p2: wtf ??? helna dude get your head out of the gutter

by I don't understand help me August 28, 2017