hames

Ridiculous way of pronouncing "james" in the latin community, specifically colombia

mike: yo, did you see that hames goal?
derek: hell ya, he's gonna get all the bitches now!

by nermanisded July 14, 2014

hampton

a hockey term referring to a blatant, unearned rebound goal, where the goalie has no chance of saving it, and the player has no chance of missing it. often occurs when a player waits in front of the net all game waiting for a rebound

man that hat trick would have been nice....if your goals weren't all hamptons

by don cherry September 13, 2008

Hampton

A small village in Southern Ontario, Canada, 30min from Whitby and 10min from Bowmanville. Its a really cool community, but the only reason people come to our town is for the corner store which sells alcohol. Also home to my bestest friend :) deven.

Me: "Ya know that cool little town just 10min away from here, kinda small, cool community?"

Friend from bowmanville: "umm no."

Me: "With the coffee time and that little crappy school called MJ Hobbs and the store that pretty much only sells alcohol?"

Friend from Bowmanville: " O HAMPTON!!!!"

by The one who is allergic to peanuts December 13, 2008

Hamlet

retarded colombian coffee maker that likes it in the rump and stutters like a jackass

Sam: Hey hamlet whats up?
Hamlet: n-n-nothin ju- ju- just makin s-s-some coffee y-y-y-you?
Sam:Lawl.

by Sam Davissa March 13, 2009

Hamed

Hamed is a gay guy who has zero friends and like Savannah

Look its that Paki Hamed!

by Winston McCallum March 7, 2019

Hamel

A person sexually aroused by crustaceans, specifically lobsters.

That guy is such a hamel, he almost blew his load when he saw that lobster.

by Yikes. February 13, 2017

Hampton

Some find this to be simple school in Pitt. A town of richies and a bunch of other people who think they're the shit cuz they got $$$ coming out of their ass the need to where a size 12 million pants. Their snobish attitude is bond to their ass kicked at least once in their gay lives. They don't have to work for anything because they're soooooo rich. At their football games, which mind you the SUCK, you have to pay $20 for the gum under the seats. They're pathetic! They would challenge you to a fight, but they would want money just to talk to them. Any school could kick their ass, they just have enough money to pay the refs. Hampton is a school where once the kids leave college, you see them in a cardboard box in a week.

Kid: How much for a soda?
Hampton vendor: $200.
Kid: Rich assholes.

by * no one * April 1, 2007