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Chad Hair

Two Words used to describe someones hair when
it looks like they've poured the excess grease from
a Wendys frier all over it.
It is used to express the digust someone feels when
seeing a stringy mess of 'cafeteria fried noodle-like hair'
coming out of a persons head.
Named after the lead singer of Nickleback, Chad Kroeger
The ultimate leader of all greasers.
Leanne: Wow.. did you see Wilsons hair today?
Melanie: YES, FREAKIN A! Hes had major Chad Hair all week
by JolBrown April 1, 2009
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Hairy Potter

The act of sticking a broomstick up your ass and then running around with it while holding your erect cock with both of your hands.

For extra points, urinate profusely while doing it.
Look, Larry's doing a Hairy Potter again!
by Roth Vantage September 23, 2015
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Fucked Up Hairline

When your hairline looks awful or ghastly.
This may even cause others who see it to have a nauseating effect due to witnessing such an atrocity.
Drew aka Drewbacca perfectly exemplifies this definition:
His hairline resembles a staircase, now this wasn't done on purpose hence the "Fucked Up Hairline"

Visual Evidence:
Exhibit A:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3485/3183251697_f95103f461.jpg
Exhibit B:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3128/3178603647_11c3f91e80.jpg
by Hypebeast2009 January 10, 2009
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haikyu

It’s not god damn over rated you little shits, it’s really good and will make you cry from happiness you toxic jojo fan
Haikyu makes people happy :)
by milkksenpai October 6, 2020
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haibai

Compact greeting excompassing both "Hi" and "Bye" in a single word.

To be used in online chat when it should be clear that there won't be any further discussion and the person who used it may go offline right away not to become available any time soon.
Your Friend is online.
Your Friend> haibai
Your Friend is offline.
by mau-haibai March 9, 2010
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Hairy mutt

When a girl doesnt shave her puss and leaves a forest down stairs. These girls are considered filthy, Yet plenty of men love a good hairy mutt
"Yeah i asked my girlfriend not to shave her mutt, now its a hairy Mutt"

"Hey Toni i can see your pubic hairs, shave ya hairy mutt!!"

"Last night i put my face in my sisters hairy mutt"

"Hey John can you shave my hairy mutt?"
by Sloppy Rig July 7, 2012
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haitai

A wonderful song featuring cute lol- I mean fine ladies as well as having the ability to raise my PP
HAITAI~ (HAITAI) NAN KURUU NAI SAI
HAITAI~ (HAITAI) YASASHII
by ayayaa ayuyuu May 15, 2018
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