He’s had a Gazza

When someone makes a stupid obvious mistake

He’s had a Gazza swapping that bullseye for a deep sea diver

by Flazza November 7, 2020

My brain had an abortion

It's when you're about to to have a Thought Baby, but lose it.

A: "I almost had it but then my brain had an abortion."
B: "what?"
A: "I was about to have a Thought Baby, but then my brain had an abortion
B: "Ahh, I see. I hate when that happens"

by Sloth Lord July 29, 2018

Shoulda Had a Juul

A phenomenon which occurs when one becomes intensley cross-faded to the point of becoming sick. Symptoms include sweating, pale skin, and lead to vommiting. Occurs typically when an individual becomes mildly intoxicated, and then proceeds to unexpectedly smoke more weed than their body is typically accustomed to.

“Yo did you hear what happened to Timmy last night?”
“Ya bro, he got super crossed and threw up everywhere!”
“Damn dude, he Shoulda Had a Juul.”

by PatPat Patterson June 12, 2018

Cov-had it

This is the one person in your covid-19 social isolating group that you've had it with...they are driving you crazy. They are whiny, won't shut up, condescending, on the spectrum, or just really annoying to the point of distraction...both on Zoom and/or in real life.

"Is Cheryl invited to the Zoom party?"
- "She accepted the invite."
"Cheryl drives me crazy. Count me out...I've just cov-had it with her."

by Eggfer September 17, 2020

Just imagine if Timo had missed this

This is used to describe when a player misses a really easy chance, usually in front of goal. Whatever the reason, it is embarrassing when a player misses a sitter.

Just imagine if Timo had missed this

by Jhszn May 4, 2021

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

ur mom ur dad the one u never had

the only thing worse than every thing else

maisy:ur mom

daisy:ur dad

maisy:the one u never had

*instant death for daisy*

useof ur mom ur dad the one u never had

by mc crispy May 17, 2025