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We've had Polish burglars

A term used to try and cover up the fact that you have wet yourself - usually under the influence of alcohol. It derives from the tendency of Eastern European thieves to urinate in the houses they break in to.
Carston: Dude, I hope you don't mind me stopping by. I was in your hood
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.

That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.
by Trill_LV December 25, 2014
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had a hack

"Had a hack"
When someone fails a task or acomished a task in a very unattractive way
Davo- "Oi mate pass me the silicone gun"
Jimmy - "what ? Did ya have a hack ?"

E.g Davo had a hack workin on the roof this arvo
by Tom10460 February 6, 2017
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Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade

Your still stuck in January 2024, your probably 5 yrs old and watch skibbity toilet on a daily basis.
Mike: What haircut should I get?
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self
by FourBigLoadedDicksInMyMouth March 27, 2024
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Japan had it right

About you not understanding the difference between reality and your arbitrary whim.
Hym "Japan had it right. It doesn't shut off until the creator/inventor is credited and paid. It isn't extortion for you to try to steal something and be unable to do that. I'm not manifesting it or just saying things I want to be true. When I say something is the case or that something true, I'm not just doing mental gymnastics to try and legal-loophole God."
by Hym Iam November 3, 2025
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I had a meal

Due to a series of unfortunate message leaks from an extremely unwell internet artist to a celebrity in DMs, they attempted to remedy this terrible conversation by appearing a week later, with a paragraph we've yet to see til this day. All we can see is the start of a sentence, "I had a meal". This has since turned into a Baldur's Gate 3 brainrot meme on twitter to outline the absurdity of the message, considering the situation. This caused the #Raphael tag on to trend immediately for the day, (the cambion character in the game). "Goodbye." is a part of the meme, and the response from the actor a week prior to the meal message (which he has never read, and never will read), but because of how... Simple the wording is, it won't get it's own entry. Just know that it tends to correspond with a meal meme.
"No! Please! Don't cancel me- I had a meal!"

"Goodbye."
by GIGGLEGIGGLEMUHAHAHA June 22, 2024
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I had to crash the build

When a program or server is locked up - you force close it through task manager
This pile of code is shit- I had to crash the build to get back to the desktop
by TwatCrasher January 4, 2024
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