Mouth hooker

A postitute who only performs fellatio on clients.

Wendy is exclusively a mouth hooker. You'll need to go elsewhere if you want anal, vaginal, or hand relief.

by Onedon Line November 12, 2010

HOOKER MONEY

Money received when when you hooker ex girlfriend loses custody of your kids and has to pay you (the male) child support .

Hey lets use Ruby's HOOKER MONEY to pay for your new shoes.

by 505firefighter September 2, 2016

hooker safari

A Hooker Safari is the act of driving into a location containing hookers and proceeding to throw rotten fruit at them. This is usually done by a party of 3 people in a 4-door car; however, there have been documented cases of 5+ people taking multiple vans and barrels of bad produce into the inner-city, using the sliding doors to their advantage.

After stopping at the local Stop and Shop to pick up some bad produce, Alice, Bob, and Trent all went on a hooker safari. They returned home at about 4am.

by Kabooofa November 5, 2008

mexican hooker

An alcoholic beverage made with tequila, hot sauce, and cottage cheese

Hey bartender, gimme a Mexican hooker

by T DePuy October 3, 2005

hooker face

A noun for a completley out of control, outrageously gorgeous party girl who is usually found consuming more alcohol than needed and loves rumplemintz.

It can also be used as a greeting.

Desi!! What's up hooker face!?

Did you see Annie last night, she was such a hooker face?!

Hooker face, I love you, bitch!

by M.Eden November 10, 2008

$2 hooker

a prostitute that costs two dollars

Dang she looks like a $2 hooker

by Meowmagawd August 26, 2012

budget hooker

A filthy, dirty, rotten, ugly slut, with a face like a smashed crab that tries to get a guy to buy her a drink for the possibility of a sexual encounter.

"Man let's get the fuck out of here! It's too late to find a good lay now, all that's left here are the budget hookers."

"Yeah, but we're gonna have to slap our way out now."

"Rooooww! Here Boys! I'm thirsty!"

"Stand down biatch! (Crack!) Budget Hooker!"

by czech yoself February 18, 2009