by Imijery March 18, 2009
Get the Killer Horse mug.a person (or other mystical being) that has many apps on their phone or other devices such as an iPod touch, for one or more of the following reasons:
1) its was a FREE app, *don't we just all love freebies!?*
2) a friend suggested it, and you wanted to be a "good friend" so didn't say no
3) it has some practical use... *whatever "practical" means to you*
4) you have no life, other than your phone, and it must be provide everything that it necessary for human survival, which does not exclude pleasures such as drinks, sex, and vibrating stimulus
5) you have seen an advertisement and heard "there's an app for that" and then downloaded it just to see what it was actually like
1) its was a FREE app, *don't we just all love freebies!?*
2) a friend suggested it, and you wanted to be a "good friend" so didn't say no
3) it has some practical use... *whatever "practical" means to you*
4) you have no life, other than your phone, and it must be provide everything that it necessary for human survival, which does not exclude pleasures such as drinks, sex, and vibrating stimulus
5) you have seen an advertisement and heard "there's an app for that" and then downloaded it just to see what it was actually like
insertnamehere: Why do you have soooo many apps on your phone!!!!!???
deletnamehere: I don't know, stop scrolling through all my pages of apps!
insertnamehere: You are ridiculous!! I can't believe you're an app hoarder!! :P
deletnamehere: I don't know, stop scrolling through all my pages of apps!
insertnamehere: You are ridiculous!! I can't believe you're an app hoarder!! :P
by egg7 October 22, 2010
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by Zhane Skinner January 26, 2009
Get the horse booty mug.Getting information from the highest authority.
Origin:
When you get a tip for a horse race, the tip is better as nearer it is to the horse e.g. the jockey or the trainer. When you got it straight from the horse's mouth, you have it directly from the source.
Origin:
When you get a tip for a horse race, the tip is better as nearer it is to the horse e.g. the jockey or the trainer. When you got it straight from the horse's mouth, you have it directly from the source.
by TheSunToucher August 12, 2009
Get the (straight) from the horse's mouth mug.The sexual act known as the Iron Horse is one for the brave.
You require the following:
- A naked Man
- A naked Woman
- A bed with a headboard / bars
- A decently long hallway
- A helmet
Steps to completion:
The naked man starts at the far end of the decently long hallway, hopefully already fairly excited. The naked woman positions herself on the bed grabbing onto the headboard / bars, on her hands and knees in the doggy-style position. She must also have put on the helmet, and is preferably already somewhat excited. Now, the man at the end of the decently long hallway should begin running down the hallway towards his waiting woman on the bed. At distance (male's judgment), the male jumps into the air screaming "Iron Horse" while attempting to land his wood into the waiting woman's vaginal cavity. Upon a successful completion of this act, the male has indeed landed his wood into the female's vaginal cavity and the female's head has been punched through the headboard as well as the wall behind the bed(should there be a wall there).
(Note: for males who wish to attempt such an act, the following advice is offered. Do not try this while drunk, perhaps your female should be. This is not recommended for the depth-perception impaired or those with otherwise horrible aim. Upon failure of this act, a trip to your local emergency room is strongly suggested.)
You require the following:
- A naked Man
- A naked Woman
- A bed with a headboard / bars
- A decently long hallway
- A helmet
Steps to completion:
The naked man starts at the far end of the decently long hallway, hopefully already fairly excited. The naked woman positions herself on the bed grabbing onto the headboard / bars, on her hands and knees in the doggy-style position. She must also have put on the helmet, and is preferably already somewhat excited. Now, the man at the end of the decently long hallway should begin running down the hallway towards his waiting woman on the bed. At distance (male's judgment), the male jumps into the air screaming "Iron Horse" while attempting to land his wood into the waiting woman's vaginal cavity. Upon a successful completion of this act, the male has indeed landed his wood into the female's vaginal cavity and the female's head has been punched through the headboard as well as the wall behind the bed(should there be a wall there).
(Note: for males who wish to attempt such an act, the following advice is offered. Do not try this while drunk, perhaps your female should be. This is not recommended for the depth-perception impaired or those with otherwise horrible aim. Upon failure of this act, a trip to your local emergency room is strongly suggested.)
So I met this really kinky chick who kept going on about trying crazy sex acts. I told her about the Iron Horse...that was one hell of a trip to the Emergency Room. A guy with a crimpled dick and a chick's head covered in drywall...
by SpaceJesus May 15, 2005
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