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Loner hipster

A person who thinks they are a hipster, but in fact they do not associate with the norm of the hipster ways so they are alone.

Symptoms that you may know/be a loner hipster:Denial, shower without soap(real hipsters don't shower at all), staying in to watch an indie film for a first date, constantly overusing the phrase "I don't want to see that mainstream bullshit", overlistening to the shins, and watching 500 Days of Summer over 500 times.
That George, he wears his scarf and cardigan all the time, but he doesn't frequent enough coffee shops or watch enough indie films to be a hipster, he's a loner hipster.
by georgesucks January 20, 2011
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Hipster-itis

1. The inexplicable desire to act like a hipster. Symptoms include wearing Ray-Ban Wayfarers, listening to Sufjan Stevens, and/or refusing to buy anything "mainstream."
It became clear Courtney had contracted Hipster-itis when she decided to move to Seattle to pursue a career in graphic design.
by mdunlop1789 June 30, 2011
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hipster'd

When someone proves that he/she was first person to hear of a band, clothing store, etc. esp. if its a competition between two alleged hipsters.
Person #1: I heard of this cool new band. It's called Arcade Fire.

Person #2: I knew about Arcade Fire before "Funeral" came out.

Person #1: Uhh...

Person #2: You just got hipster'd.
by aestar101 September 13, 2011
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Hipsmithing

verb

1. The act of becoming a "hipster," so-called.

2. A man purchasing jeans, from the women's section of Urban Outfitters.

3. When an individual removes all of the gears and brakes from what was once a perfectly acceptable bicycle.
Terry Hawthorne was a cool guy, but then he started hipsmithing. Now he's always smoking American Spirits and wearing shemaghs.
by John J. Vandelay November 20, 2011
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Hipster in Disguise

Person 1: I heard Mark is a hipster.
Person 2: No way! Look at his clothes.
Person 1: Look at his iPod, he left it at Starbucks.
Person 2: Wow! He's a Hipster in Disguise!
by infinite8 November 26, 2011
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Hipstrending

A word conjunction of Hipster & Trending. When all the hipsters trend at the same time on twitter or other social networks.
Whats hipstrending now? Oh, Just the release of the coachella music line up on twitter and facebook.
by Lazy Los January 10, 2012
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Hipster expensive

(adj) Being more expensive than such an item really should be, often with a seemingly arbitrary price
That soup place downtown is so hipster expensive! It's $5.35 for a bowl of soup- how the hell did they come up with that for a price?
by Paulindrome February 14, 2012
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