old yee yee ass hair cut

A character roast another person, due to the fact that character hates him by saying "man, fuck you I see you at work"

"Ah nigga don't hate me cause I'm beautiful nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass hair cut, you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Niiggaaa"

by asianboi 14 January 2021

by asianasshaircut January 14, 2021

emo haircuts

Boys-Side fringe going down to the chin. The rest is cut short and spiked up.

Girls-Hair is dark brown or black, also with a side fringe wich go's down to the mid cheek. Usally a head band is worn at the root of the fringe.

The fringe is sometimes dyed blonde.

My hair is like it...(the girl version,coz im a girl)trust me!
EMO HAIRCUTS RULE!

by Emo763 June 26, 2006

special hair cut

A special haircut is when you shave your pubic hair.

Hey dude why are you so late?

Sorry, i was giving myself a special hair cut.

by Little Billy bumboy May 27, 2007

birth control hair cut

when a person has a haircut so bad, no one will want to have sex with them, hence it makes good birth control.

"Wow, look at that fem-mullet thats one hell of a birth control hair cut."

by j-dub004568 March 31, 2008

Haircum

V. When the male "fucks" the female till he has to "cum" and pulls out and stands directly behind the female over her head and "jizz(es)" a massive load of cum to where the females hair is absolutely covered and has a white tint all over the hair from the cum.

"He asked her if she knew what Haircum meant while he was fucking her. She said no, so he stood behind her with his dick over her head and let a huge load of cum all over her blonde curly hair."

by ICumAllOverBlondeHair July 10, 2009

haircute

when your haircut turns out to be way gorgeous and/or amazing

gus went in to get a haircut, but when i saw him i was like "OMG HE GOT A HAIRCUTE"

by doylerofl March 27, 2008

Haricut

When, for some or other reason, you cannot have your haircut at your usual spot and try a new place that comes highly recommended by a friend. The hair-cutting-chick/guy at this new place does a completely botched job the result of which replaces your normally 'awesome after-haircut feeling' with the desire to dismember your friend and destroy the newly visited establishment.

Troy: "Dude, what the F"

Pen-yole: "I know right... haricut... I'm gonna rip Blake a new one"

by Scorpian King March 1, 2011