Günter

Noun: Nickname relating to alter-ego of those seriously detrimentally affected by alcohol due to rapid imbibing. Key indicators include vertical swaying (aka loss of balance, bumbling into everything/everyone), limited eyelid function, dazed smiling and the continual 'thumbs-up'.

Verb; To Günter: To rapidly, and often subtley, imbibe signficant quantities of alcohol and subsquently display the characteristics described above.

"Did you notice Günter was out last night?"
'Yeah, he drank twice as much as everyone else then bumbled round the club all night, not fully opening his eyes. He seemed happy though...'

"That guy was completely Güntered last night, he fell asleep in the cupboard with a pizza on his lap"

by definitionLAD October 2, 2012

Guntas

A bold, masculine male of an exotic, sexual nature. He is prone to frequent, emphatic masturbation. He also has great flow and sweet, sweet lettuce.

Guy 1: Dude, my roommate is such a Guntas.

Guy 2: Oh bad luck bro, I bet the babes are all over him!

by baker133 January 26, 2012

Gunt

When a women is overweight the flaps of her belly or thighs may overlap thus causing a well lubricated region that can be used as an alternate for love making.

Jerry had so much trouble finding this fat women's vigina that he just fucked her in the gunt.

by thebobert October 31, 2003

Gunny funnel

A very large and loose vagina, typically found on a woman who carries most of her weight on the front of her body.

He stuck it in my gunny Funnel

by Grumpet Brumblecutt April 13, 2005

Gunter(s)

Gunter: To be a Munter with a Gunt.

See Munter: Most often used to describe an incredibly unattractive female who you wouldn't touch with a shitty stick.

See Gunt: the joining of a gut and cunt: usually found in women who are carrying their stomachs in their jeans or pants

Look at those Munters with their Gunts out...Gunter(s)!

by Bintor October 11, 2011

Gunt

Gunt : guntis a combination of the words gut and cunt. It can be used in reference to males and females but primarily occurs on females.Gunt is visable when a person has a very large lower abdomen and dons a pair of pants, usually jeans, and the split line of the cunt continues up the middle of the abdomen. Both sides of the lower abdomen protrude beyond the center seam to give the appearance of a giant gut cunt or gunt. Gunt can be avoided by buying a larger sized pants.

Oh my god! Look at him/her, he/she has a gunt, I think it's time to go shopping!

by Beauconneau July 17, 2010

gunther

A giant shit.

Dude i took a gunther on my girlfriends chest.

by rabiesgoAT November 20, 2009