an exclusive grammar school in salisbury, wiltshire which is currently suffering a contagous infestation of brandy melville whores. it is suffering a rife full of slags who shag many private school boys or the notorious bishops wordsworth grammar a partnering school full of white middle class sex offenders. ooh cheeky ;).
maybe here you might find some lesbos in there rare habitat full of those posh twats who ask for a pony for their 13th
birthday. with these middle class white
girls (dont worry hattie and mathilda we all know you’re a tory ;))
you can meet some proper
dope sesh lads there but thats about
20 out of the 1500 that attend that crappy school as the rest are all neeks.
it contains many AMAZING teachers that
work there such as the head of pastoral (who tells
girls with eating disorders to think of the starving children of africa) and the two convicted pedophiles! (google it yourself u
will be amazed ;))
many rooms smell like ass, for some reason the o block smells like rotting bodies like get some febreeze in here. and why does everyone own an eastpak?!
this school is widely hated by chavs and other uneducated scum such as wyvern st edmunds learning campus located in laverstock; the local salisbury comprehensive. the
girls that attend this school (aka the walking primark adverts)
will often find themselves out of their league trying to pull a bishops boy but failing miserably, sorry but no one can hide that bemerton
heath fake tan love😬 (poor plebs).