off the goose

Your extremely intoxicated

You were off the goose last night

by 818819 June 12, 2016

Snap the goose

To make love to a Canadian.

Last night I met this girl from Quebec and she let me snap the goose.

by LindormOdinsson July 14, 2019

Goose bulbs

When you light up a Christmas tree when something that a 1D fan is very bad

She’s done something so bad it gave me goose bulbs

by by a directioner :) September 30, 2020

goose nipples

When you get nipples covering your body instead of bumps when you get cold.

When Maggie gets cold, she gets goose nipples.

by Novandalis December 24, 2015

Nigger Goose

another word for the double breasted cormorant, commonly referred to down south, especially as nigger goose, by all walks of life.

i went hunting the other day and shot a nigger goose

by the nigger goose February 3, 2012

cooked goose

A penis immediately unusable after masturbation.

"Hi Steve would you like to have sex with me?"

"I would like to but unfortunately I have a cooked goose."

by Robbie993 July 25, 2012

Goose Bomb

A violent fart that lingers in the air for at least 5 minutes. Potent stench that flees into the air and stuns ones nostrils to the point of absolute extermination.

When Hulk Hogan body-slammed Andre the Giant, the fart that preceded to come out of the giant's rectum was forever known as the first Goose Bomb.

by GooseBombBrothers July 30, 2012