The sock goblins are the archenemies of the sock gnomes. Their role is to sneak into your house at night and replace all the socks the the sock gnomes have stolen. It has been noted that this never really equates to a full pair of socks. See sock gnomes for more information. This phenomenon also applies to any missing object that one cannot find for days that suddenly turns up.
Aah... i'd been looking for this sock for weeks, the sock goblins must have brought it back... I wonder where the other sock is?
by Grant McDonald February 02, 2004
by goochmonkey June 30, 2006
Someone who notoriously bails out on plans, even two days in a row, without calling to even let you know what's up.
by wasted time September 06, 2009
by jim81jim May 15, 2017
small goblin like person who is obsessed with raping people. the term rape goblin comes from the mythical creature the rape goblin that was said to rape entire villages back in frankensteins time.
'did you hear about that person who got raped by thar midget?'
'i believe the correct term is rape goblin'
'i believe the correct term is rape goblin'
by ihavahat March 27, 2010
A person or persons who enjoy sucking on ones penis (the horn). They can be identified by their rabid desire for sucking cock
by Carlotn Banks July 04, 2011
by roggy February 16, 2007