Goated

A god-like creature which stands over everything and everyone. It can also be used to describe something/someone that is great.

1. The construction worker was goated at his job

2. Kneel before this goat-like creature.

by Goat (real meaning) July 3, 2021

Goated

When you pretend you're not jealous of a marriage well being their best friend. Then later convince one of them to leave their significant other for you.

Buddy was so close I called him my brother and he f****** goated me

by Consummate Hate September 7, 2021

goatbench

A bench made of goats.

You: “Look at my new goatbench! It’s made from your goats!”
Me: “MY POOR GOATS!”

by I’m goating too hard September 28, 2021

Goated

That boy named Bobby

Bobby is to goated

by Gugffff October 27, 2021

GOATEVENTS

GOATEVENTS is a perfect example of how you can party all night long, have fun and feel free to get in touch with new people. GOATEVENTS provides you a night you will never forget and will regret if you missed it.

GOATEVENTS was so lit last night

GOATEVENTS is such a vibe, better be there next time

by Twerkitlikeutalkit November 22, 2021

goatheadsuckerfish

Homey. Hillbilly. Derogatory compliment. Ok.

This idiot is a goatheadsuckerfish.

by TonuGGoatheadsuckerfish December 27, 2021

Goatse

Goatse was website created in 1999 by the domain goatse.cx. the website would show a man stretching his Asshole literally making the size of his anus 10 times bigger.The website would get a lot of updates for example the website literally promised merchandise one time (which never happened) the website was later suspended by the Christmas Island For "for AUP violations in response to a complaint" the website domain was later bought by someone in 2007 and in 2012 the website was literally turned into an fucking email system named Goatse Mail (which was never launched). The website was then bought for 8k euros and was turned into a subdomain there were also plans for a new cryptocurrency called "Goatse Coin" which was unfortunately cancelled (not gonna lie i would love to see elon musk invest in Goatse Coin)the website is now a fucking crypto site where you can buy pixels

Probably everyone after reading this:what the fuck? how did a porn site turn into a email system, a subdomain service,had plans for a new cryptocurrency and is currently a site where you can buy pixels with crypto what is next? Goatse Delivery?

by PoopShitter United January 7, 2022