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Bff goals

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People who are the baddest bitches aquarius and scorpio both badasses and secretly warm on the unside when around eachother.
Omg they such bff goals, yasss bitches
by Badbitchscorpio December 14, 2019
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Goal

Let's consider for a second the goal of the NOT-Mes.
Hym "Their goal is CLEARLY to deny me my every desire. Me being removed from the situation that is being imposed. Recognition for my contributions and a legal remedy for those situations. Treatment for whatever is causing my brain and/or skull to feel the way it does. To not work. But for 10 years and in spite of the fact that I am not hiding in any way shape or form, I don't even have a VPN, the name is associated with a Gmail account with my name on it... They are doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about the potential for child murder. But they will then turn around and use that as justification to do what they're doing. It's not even a fleeting thought to them. And it's revealing because if they thought I desired child death... Why would they not do anything about THAT? Not when I went to Walmart to buy a knife. Not the last time I walked out of my apartment with it and without my phone. Nothing. Because that was never that this was about. It wasn't ever about my TRUE identity. Which is what you're doing now. No True Scottsmen fallacy except direct at me. Never about 'safety.' And I revealed my identity 4 years ago in the form of a Etymology Riddle that people understood (In which case good job A+ and a gold star for today) or had translated for them and have been interacting with me on the basis of that since then. So, I'm not actually all that anonymous. I'm more 'dying' than I am anonymous. But this has nothing to do with safety and everything to do with depriving me of things."
by Hym Iam September 10, 2025
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field-goaling

when a person with a dick stands 5+ feet away from the urinal and tried to shoot their piss into it
person #1: damn, the bathroom is closed for cleaning, any idea why?

person #2: oh yea some dude tried field-goaling, major fail
by pee pea April 11, 2021
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Leather Goals

When someone rocks a leather jacket or bag so effortlessly that it instantly becomes the standard of style you secretly (or not so secretly) want to copy. The perfect mix of confidence, timeless fashion, and durability.
Did you see Alex walking in with that Pious Leather jacket? Total leather goals.
by PiousVoice September 2, 2025
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Couple Goals

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the III and Astrid Hofferson. They are the epitome of couple goals.
I dunno what to use as an example for this, they're just couple goals, it's true.
by helloiamailec April 3, 2024
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Goals

Hannah and Asher aka hasher, although the fan base is named hashbrowns.
Hannah and Asher are goals.
by People od the earth June 27, 2018
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Bsf goals

Private story of your bsfs and how close y’all are post pictures/edits etc.
Bsf goalshow close y’all are and how munch you love them
by Lulbaby223 March 15, 2020
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