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Iceman Goal 

An Iceman Goal is an extremely lucky or a cheap/glitch goal scored in EA Sports video games. The majority of Iceman Goals are scored in NHL or FIFA. These goals will make your opponent mad, but you can do nothing because of it.
Him- "Dude how did you win?"
You- "I scored an Iceman Goal in OT"
Him- "You bastard"
You- "I know"
Iceman Goal by Vickky1991 January 3, 2011

Phone Goalie 

A person or friend who will call your cell phone to rescue you from an uncomfortable or otherwise undesireable conversation with someone else.
Thank god my phone goalie stepped in, because if I had to listen to one more story about how she named her cat "Pilates", I was going to pull my own arms off....

Brandon-Goal 

a goal in most games that should never possibly make it but somehow does.
Brandon-Goal by snowboadrfreak6 September 7, 2016

josh goal 

When a goal is scored on complete accident by a shit player.
Jaime "Omg that guy just is terrible "
Noel "Yeah he scored such a josh goal"
josh goal by iixKHIxii January 3, 2017

Location goalkeeper

In project management, the person responsible for keeping ideas and features within the scope of the original project.
Team member: Whilst we are doing this could we also do that?
Location goalkeeper: No, that is beyond the boundaries of the current project and would need to form part of a later project.

Two scroat goats 

A Idiom used to express ones dissatisfaction with facing something that is inevitable. Short hand for the Metaphorical expression: (to be like) two scroat goats locked in a barn with nothing to do but bone.

Both the idiom and the metaphorical expression originated from the class of 2015 at a derp school near Atlanta,GA
Idiom:
White suburban kid#1: Ready for finals?
White suburban kid#2: No, I didn't study. Two scroat goats.

Metaphorical expression:
White suburban kid#1: Ready for finals?
White suburban kid#2: No, I didn't study.
White suburban kid#1: Gee, I guess you and that final are like two scroat goats locked in a barn with nothing to do but bone, huh.
White suburban kid#2: Indeed.