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Snake Goal

Whilst playing FIFA, similar to the acclaimed Jew Goal a snake goal is a situation where the forward has an easy scoring opportunity but decides to flaunt ones talent ie. chip the keeper. This is known as a snake goal.
There was no need to chip my keeper, what a snake goal!
by oneandonlyheskey January 17, 2012
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goal mine

Unlike many goals which require single-handed changes such as a change to a diet, water intake, or so forth, a goal mine will require many stages and subgoals to achieve it. These are typically goals that require training, practice, or long-term work.

For one to hit this goal, they have to mine around it in different ways. For one who wants to run a marathon for example, they might have to change their diet, their water intake, their coffee intake, their outfits, their endurance, how they breath, their shoes, and so much more.
Currently running on a treadmill, Faith said that running a marathon was a goal mine
by n8nycguitarist February 8, 2024
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Couple Goals

If you know you know, this song is the true meaning of couple goals https: //youtu.be/-RQNe52jkao
Me and shawty bae where being real couple goals, and we were listening to https: //youtu.be/-RQNe52jkao
by catougirl July 26, 2021
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Used for femboys and traps because even though they don’t have a pussy, they always got a bussy.
Example 1
Guy A: “she’s cute.”
Guy B: “It’s a guy.”
Guy A: “if there’s a hole, there’s a goal.”

Example 2
Guy: “I like you.”
Girl: “haha I’m actually a guy.”
Guy: “If there’s a hole, there’s a goal.”
Girl: “Wait b-but I’m a guy!!”
by BrickedUpLoli December 30, 2023
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Goals

Hannah and Asher aka Hasher... fan base known ass hashbrowns
Hannah and Asher are goals.
by People od the earth June 27, 2018
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Open Goal

You'll definitely be able to get with her mate, shes an open goal
by Opengoal August 28, 2014
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Jew goal

An exceptionally shitty way someone gets a goal in hockey
by Steven rain October 10, 2021
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