Goldblum'd

The act of bombarding one's social networking page with various Jeff Goldblum photos.

Filling up someone's entire front comments page with photos of Jeff Goldblum from various movies and public appearances. The person will then respond back to the intended target with the phrase, " GOLDBLUM'D ".

by outletpro October 16, 2009

Gold

Gold: A fun, loving, outgoing person. Always cheerful and there for you when you need her the most. A Gold is a good friend that you will never want to lose. She's an amazing person inside and out. She's very competitive and kind but mean when not in a good mood. She's also very beautiful. She's usually called goldie, goldilocks or silver. To have and know a Gold is a treasure best kept. Also, she has some bomb ass pussy.

Boy 1: who is that?
Boy 2: oh that's Gold
Boy 1: damn she's bad asf yo
Boy 2: tuhh you ain't gotta say it twice bro

by Smhhh.hh April 17, 2017

Gold Leafing

Gold Leafing is a sex act named for type of body paint (Gold Leaf) in which the participants cover themselves in before engaging in various sex acts. It peaked in practice in the 1960's mostly due to it's glorification in the movie "Goldfinger" which featured a very sexy Shirley Eaton covered from head to toe in Gold Leaf body paint. In recent years Gold Leafing has remained popular in red light districts in Asian countries where girls will cover themselves with Gold Leaf Paint and dance before servicing the customer.

When I was in Tokyo on business my hosts took me to a notorious champagne club called "The Lethbridge" and I got an excellent Gold Leafing in the back room by a prostitute it was like I was fucking an Egyptian goddess.

by Bamantha August 23, 2011

Gold Post

Any "Attachment Unavailable" where a video or image should be seen on a social media forum, such as FaceBook. These occur when someone shares someone else's images, video's, etc... but they don't have their permission settings set to "public". Called a Gold Post due to the initials AU, for Attachment Unavailable, which is also the abbreviation for Gold in Latin and on the Periodic Table.

Gray shared Shara's video of the panda mauling the butterfly on her Facebook page, but due to Shara's settings, all I see on Gray's page is a Gold Post.

by wildlobo71 July 11, 2014

Gold Plated Tin Foil Hat

The hat one wears when they've gone so far into talking about random nonsense that they freak out if you call them out on it.

Different from the common tinfoil hat in regards to the wearer's randomness.

1 - "Goddamnit, Brendan is going off randomly about some nonsense again... He's got a gold plated tin foil hat on and is babbling about how insane it is that gold particles are just floating freely around us."

2 - "Did you see Brendan's text in the group chat, he is definitely wearing a gold plated tin foil hat today; he legit said, 'you guys ever rip and have to evacuate the area because the methane concentration is over normal bodily levels'. On top of that, he even freaked out after I asked him if he was wearing a gold plated tin foil hat."

3 - "Brendan freaked earlier after I told him to chill because he was talking at 100+ MPH about random nonsense. I'm also pretty sure I heard him say something about a gold plated tin foil hat he lost."

by sphiinx May 28, 2018

australian gold

To urinate on a lover's butthole.

Although it was messy, I really enjoyed giving my gift of Australian gold.

by five man trio April 27, 2014

heart of gold

Something Neil Young can't find.

(also, someone really nice)

"'I've been a miner for a heart of goooldd-'"

"Hey, good song!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 1, 2005