geetar

Quite possibly the most annoying and stupid way to refer to a "guitar". Proper guitarist never say "geetar" as it's just too damn idiotic. Ranked with the word "exqueeseme".

Example1:

1st person: Dude, come look at my geetar.

2nd person: *Thumps first person.*

Example2:

Idiot: Exqueeseme, I'd like to buy a geetar!"
Guitar salesman: "Gtfo."

by The Wretched One July 21, 2008

Geekster

someone who does a fair amount of ecstasy.

hey man is that guy geeked again? yeah man he's such a geekster

by sammington December 11, 2010

Geestiality

The act of dominating intercourse

Geeshaun stop geestialitying

by Geeshon January 8, 2020

geekstress

stress induced by entering into an argument which is simultaneously too geeky to sustain with any vigour for days, and is also too frustrating to remove oneself from due to the fact that you have grown to hate the nerd you are arguing with. Usually these confrontations will take place over discussion forums. The symptoms of geek stress mainly include a resentment of family members, and a lack of appetite.

day 13 of "technically a b# is not the same as a c" on musiciansforum.com

by Dubya June 10, 2004

geeetarzan

Geee....Tarzan :roll:

:shh: geeetarzan is an asswipe/cockbite

<geeetarzan>~urbandict geeetarzan
<PlatinumMjolnir>geeetarzan: No definitions for geeetarzan found.
Click here to add this word
<geeetarzan>dammit
<geeetarzan>how long must i wait

by What the fuck do you think it is :| March 23, 2005

geektasticity

being of proud geekyness

I have geektasticity

by Travis Willis April 18, 2005

Geetastic

An addition to a noun, in which the noun of interest is invariably so cool that it must be exclaimed worthy of Geet status.

Man that car is geetastic.
Man, that girl don't even know how geetastic her chesticles are.

by Blind Moth October 23, 2008