Garrett

Knows every word to every Marshall mathers song ever! Always sleepy! Goes by the name “slim toofpick”.
Enjoys long walks in the park, pool, and getting gang banged by African American males

“Wow look at that dude I bet he likes black dick, what a Garrett”

by Garrettisgay2 June 2, 2018

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Garrett

Someone who is a low life sonofabitch, He's a cocky motherfucker and he knows it. He usually has to use a pair of tweezers to grab his dick and has many urges to talk about how he loves the taste of cock.

You:Garrett how are you doing. Garrett: HAVE YOU EVER TRIED PENIS BEFORE!!!!

by Fuckyougarrett March 3, 2022

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Garrett Oakes

A hot white guy that’s around 5’5 who is very athletic but can pull any girl he looks some how

Garrett Oakes is hot

by anonymous January 26, 2021

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ok garrett

When a Garrett speaks or just his presence itself kills the whole vibe

"You don't get the joke because you're german"
Ok garrett

by Plumber45 April 8, 2020

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Garrett

The name given to a person who comes from a long line of disgusting irish farmers who live in shit and piss in a shitty irish town. Also used to describe the local pedophile.

"My son was molestered by the dirty Garrett down the road"

by Big Daddy 6666666 February 21, 2023

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