Gurt

Doing something very smart, but also very dangerous.

See ts duck, what he is doing is very smart, but at the same time it could be considered very dangerous
See ts duck, he's gurting

by balooney76 April 15, 2025

Gurting

When someone is doing something very smart but at the same time very dangerous. Used by the unemployed/chronically online reel users

Me: yogurt
Gurt: yo wassup I’m straight up gurting it right now

by Spoodledarf April 9, 2025

gurt

gurt = yo tends to just pop out of nowhere, uncalled on.

*additionally, ghurt = yo (negative form)

fan: “stay hydrated”
hydrated: “i’m not going anywhere”
going anywhere: “yeah ur not, i am”
hydrated: “no im hydrated”
no: “nice to meet you”
you: thanks
gurt: yo

by dingdongdoorbell April 25, 2025

Gurt

Basically, it’s when you say yo gurt, gurt would say yo, and this is the name of the guy who says yo.

Yogurt
Gurt: yo

by Justgivemeanunusedpseudonym May 29, 2025

Gurt

Doing something very smart but very dangerous

me:yogurt
gurt: i know this was gonna happen

by Ralsei_is_dumb April 24, 2025

Gurt

When you do something smart but very dangerous.

Person #1: I'm gonna backflip off the Grand Canyon to hijack that tyrannic yacht smuggling illegal copies of Coyote Vs. Acme.

Jade: He's gurting it good!

by JokeJar2 April 13, 2025