Monkey Grip

Universal Tradesman Slang For Doing Something With One Hand Proficiently That Normally Takes Two, Also Known As The "1 Grip"

Cement:
Sam: Dave, Look At Jeff, He's Got An Insane Monkey Grip On That 20 LB Sledgehammer.
Dave: I See That Sam, You Gotta Be Really Strong To Do That

Welding:
Jesse: How Come Jake Can Monkey Grip And We Can't?
John: I Dunno, But At Least He's Got Really Good Welds

by Andrew Barron June 16, 2009

Bowling Grip

When a man, usually of notable strength, lifts a woman off of the ground by inserting his two middle fingers into her vagina, and placing his thumb inside her rectum, as if gripping a bowling ball.

Did you see Tina's face? Word has it that her boyfriend gave her the 'bowling grip', and swung her down a flight of stairs.

by Gumzoobo June 2, 2011

iron grip

When one masturbates with pliers or another sort of metal device.

I went over to the workshop last night and gave myself the iron grip.

by RabidMonkey August 19, 2006

vice grip

When you get wrapped up in watching Vice documentaries for hours

my YouTube auto-play got me caught up in such a vice grip yesterday, I watched 4 hours of documentaries!

by chip_skylark_ April 9, 2019

grip and grin

A photo op or other media event in which a famous person shakes someone's hand for the camera.

"Attention Pacific Northwest stalkers! I'm doing a grip-and-grin with contest winners this afternoon at the Puyallup Fair." -- "Weird" Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) on Twitter, Sep 26, 2009

"Grip and Grin" (slideshow title), TIME Magazine, 2006

by syIvar September 26, 2009

Titty Grip

1. A way to grip titties
2. Another way to say tutor group

1. ZOMG.Your titty grip technique is excellent! Where did you learn how to do that?
2. Let's go to TITTY GRIP!!

by mahjuen May 18, 2010

Buggers Grip

A term for a handlebar moustache as it can be used as something to be grabbed during the act of buggery

John gained a good grasp of paul's buggers grip as he sodomized him from behind

by Matt Damons slave August 7, 2009