Gobble Gobble Sucker

Means when someone ask you to do something but you don’t do it but when another ask you ask to do something you do it just

Carl ask Jay can he borrow $5 Jay said No. David ask Jay can he borrow $5 Jay said yes and gave him $5. Gobble Gobble sucker is when you don’t nothing for others but do something for certain people

by Lulfab February 10, 2022

Gobbled

Ate, but to a greater extent

Girl u gobbled and left no crumbs

by SDict November 29, 2022

Gobble-cocking

Referring to paranoid drug addicts who think everyone is out to steal their possessions (their money, toilet paper, clothes, stash, food, drugs , etc)

"Listen to old rob over there, always gobble-cocking about someone stealing his toilet paper!'

"Who stole my shit cocksucker!!!" Said the Gobble-cocker.

by M.H.Kidd May 4, 2018

Reverse Gobble Debt

Basic carrot and stick system, whereby you promise someone to suck their cock in exchange for a good/service by a certain date. However if they fail to deliver on that date, they owe you a bloj instead.

<Tues> "Jeff, if you get me that wire by Weds I'll suck your cock."
<Tues> "Done! Get ready for a fat one in your mouth!"
<Weds> no wire
<Thurs> no wire
<Fri> "That's it Jeff, I invoke the right of Reverse Gobble Debt!"
<Fri> "aww, god damn it...I deserve that for lagging all the time, I guess you get to fuck my throat and make me Gwock hard"

by myfakeurbanDname March 6, 2020

the geeble gobble gobble but they dont gobble down

har har har! the geeble gobble gobble but they dont gobble down

if you are going insane you say this to let people know youre insane you say the geeble gobble gobble but they dont gobble down

by ausboss20001 October 8, 2023

gobble ghoul

MYA

She sucking like a gobble ghoul

by R2theN November 18, 2023

Shock Gobble

A thing turkeys do when they suddenly hear the call of another turkey

Guy: *turkey noises*
Turkey: *shock gobble*

by Bruhnham July 23, 2021