vulcan genital meld

The process of having sexual intercourse while both on lsd. Both parties should feel as one.

Guy: One time I had sex with my girlfriend while we were on lsd, and every time I plunged in and out of her I could feel our juices connecting, as well as hearing a wet sound, just as if we were a unified entity, like a vulcan genital meld.

by Ted Pillman August 20, 2013

Visosky genitalia

Patches of redness and rawness on the penis as a result of extreme and excessive poundage of your girlfriend's vagina

The stud spent the weekend with his girlfriend at West Chester and developed a serious case of Visosky genitalia

by Kisner P and Woodward H February 16, 2014

Fashionable Genital Garment

When one wears one's olsentwins as a tasteful and eyecatching headpiece.

Seb: Ugh, it's raining again.
James: shit, forgot my umbrella.
Seb: Yeah me too. You bring your olsentwins?
James: Never leave pure without em.

James depants and stretches his olsentwins over his head*
Seb: Wow. Quite the fashionable genital garment you have there.
James: Thanks. It was my mothers.

by Burritobaby April 2, 2015

Mad genital

A Mad Genital happens during coitus, the man or woman lights their pubic hair on fire, and slaps it across their partner's face.
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I just Mad Genital'd my girlfriend. She suffered 3rd degree burns, and is also suing me.

by The Devil's Boobies June 2, 2016

Purple genitalia

When a girl gives you blue balls on her period.

My girlfriend gave me purple genitalia last night.

by mynoduesp16 August 7, 2017

Inspector Genital

The person in a community who is the chief advocate to ban transgender people from using the bathroom that matches their gender identity, but rather their biological status at birth. This is the self-appointed person who, through their argument, pushes for some form of inspection to make sure peoples genitals match the sign on the bathroom door. This is similar to an Inspector General of a government division.

Jim Minnery of Alaska has been fighting so hard to stop transgender people from using intimate facilities that match their gender, he is the Inspector Genital of Alaska.

by akconstant February 16, 2020

perfect genitalman

What da suave dude in da top hat and three-piece suit actually is in his private life.

Many a guy pretends to be da "perfect gentleman", but there are also such things as "gentleman's clubs" where naked women perform, and so any dude who frequents those establishments is really just a "perfect genitalman", in dat his main interest is just to view (and hopefully be allowed to touch) da reproductive organs of fellow humans.

by QuacksO April 30, 2023