My furnace is smoking

Used in place of the honest excuse "I don't want to do that with you" - typically due to hangover.

"Dude, I can't go skiing with you because my furnace is smoking"

by NotMetero February 11, 2014

Indoor Furniture

Indoor Furniture is slang for a girls box in guy lingo. Ask a brother how the girl's indoor furniture feels and you are effectively asking "how'd the inside of her vagina feel?"

Other common uses:
"Did you get to see the indoor furniture?"

"Was the indoor furniture comfortable?"
"I spilled all over her indoor furniture!"

She had some raggity indoor furniture (She was not well groomed)
Her indoor furniture was kind of slippery (She's a squirter)
Her indoor furniture was really worn! (Man, she loose as hell)

by MattMastaP June 12, 2015

broken furnace

After two lovers have sexual intercourse, the woman begins to limp because the erotic penis was deep enough in the woman to cause pain in her pelvis

I gave Susan a broken furnace last night, she said it wasn't her first.

by Pelvis Presley April 20, 2017

Jamie Furnell

A person who is a dick

Your such a Jamie Furnell

by What's your BBM pin July 3, 2018

period furniture

"Seat type" objects like chairs, couches, sofas, etc. with slick-surfaced non-absorbent upholstery that wipes clean easily. Favored by girls and younger women during "that time of the month".

While highly desirable, period furniture is often quite expensive, so washable slipcovers can be a more-economical alternative.

by QuacksO October 26, 2018

Slumberland Furniture

A wonderful place in Minnesota where dreams come to die, shitty furniture with a big tag on it, some salesmen are cool drug dealers and others are stuck up old bitches, but hey come on in because It's "A Good Life" ©

Hey Tom Wana go to slumberland Furniture no George that place is depressing as hell

by Okay sure man February 6, 2019

chin furniture

A beard growing from one chin in particular large/ long beards.

After every meal you can tell when I come ain't because he keeps remanence in his chin furniture

by medicneballer April 26, 2019