The one and only sexy beast that dwells within the dark Swedish forests of Kaldklioeindh. The King of the Forest will only appear to those most brave to challenge it's sexyness. At that moment of challenge the great Nordic forest goddess Pehtrah the great will appear to judge one's sexyness against the King. Since none shall ever best the sexyness of the King no one has ever dared even the slightest challenge. You may see some day the King of the Forest dashing through the forests of Sweden with Pehtrah riding noblely on it's back. It only appears as a sexy blur.

1) Man 1:What was that sexy blur flying past?

Man 2:Oh that? That's the King of the Forest.

by The King1234567890 May 4, 2009

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Wharton State Forest

A large, primarily pine tree forest in Burlington County in South Jersey. Home of empty long state routes, cedar-water canoeing & fishin, sand pit parties, and the hickest of all hicks who have ever lived.

You killed that bitch?! Better bury her up in Wharton State Forest.

by Dpaugh May 12, 2011

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Annihilating the forest

In other words burning trees, smoking the mary jane, and flying high man. Im talking like some many blunts and shit.

We were annihilating the forest, man

by chocolatekush420 December 12, 2011

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Porcupine in the forest

When a male, or female has an intense itch in their pubes.

Chad: Bro why are putting cornstarch in your pants.
Brad: Cause bro, I got a porcupine in the forest.
Chad: Wow, that is a very interesting, and useful phrase that can be utilized in everyday conversation.

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Brad: Yea, some sort of linguistic genius posted it on urban dictionary ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Pseudodumb April 25, 2016

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