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flying ninja monkeys

Flying Ninja Monkeys(AKA FNM's) were once the dominant race on this planet...however after hundreds of years of war between them and Flying Ninja Gorillas(AKA FNG's-see Flying Ninja Gorrilas for definition) the FNM's decided to hide their survivors and reamin in secrecy...only recently has their been rhumours of 2 wise men known as Corby And Vahon, have been able to command these FNM's...i was among the first to fall to their extreme power...WARNING: let no force ever underestimate their power.
Bushes presence in Iraq is not only for the oil....that is a cover story....he is looking for the power to control FNM's and FNG's
by Victum Of Their Wrath January 4, 2005
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Flying Burrito

Any decent fighter has a great finishing move. Don't hesitate to adopt the Flying Burrito. Take a running start at a dazed or drunken opponent, and leap with arms stretched over your head, turning your body so that you fly parallel to the ground. Crush your opponent.
Chuck Norris: "There is no defense for the Flying Burrito."
by Lawgina July 24, 2008
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Flying Fickle Finger of Fate

Pronunciation: \ˈflī\\iŋ \ˈfi-kəl\ \ˈfiŋ-gər\ \ˈäv\ \ˈfāt\

This perhaps is the first version of "flipping the bird" on prime time TV.(Rowan & Martin's "Laugh In". Was an American sketch comedy television program which ran for 140 episodes from January 22, 1968 to May 14, 1973.)

If they thought some deserved getting "the finger" They would be given "Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award", saluting actual dubious achievements by the government or famous people. A breakthrough in TV broadcasting.
Holding ones arm outstretched with thumb and fingers retracted except the middle one and the middle finger extended as far as possible, You are now Flying the Fickle finger of fate. When you aim it at someone in particular, you are giving them a "Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award"
by Dave "Dogbreath" October 29, 2009
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flying V

by JeVoNeR September 14, 2003
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flying pyramid

a sexual position in which the girl lays on her stomach and reaches backwards for her ankles. thus the triangle form. then the guy picks her up and fucks her real good. thats the flying pyramid.
last night my girlfriend and i did the flying pyramid.
by Mcizgr8 May 4, 2009
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Philadelphia Flying Fuck

Involves a doorway, a rocking chair, a chinning bar in the doorway. The man puts his knees on the chair. The woman sucks his cock by rocking the chair, when he's about to blow his load, he hangs from the chinning bar, heightening orgasm
I'm all worn out from that Philadelphia Flying Fuck last night
by Hey Now 469 July 7, 2009
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flying teabag

The only Kung-fu move that can not be blocked or defended against.
Adamo and I were involved in a grueling kung-fu on a scenic hill top. After hours of battle he finally secame to the last move that I had in my bag of tricks, the flying teabag. I emerged the victor and he walked away with the shame of having been flying teabagged. The shame will haunt his family and bring them great dishonor for many generations.
by Coach Eric August 3, 2006
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