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If ever I find her…

If ever I should find her:

*I promise to give my time, my word, my hand, my heart, my love, my life.

*I promise to kneel with you, stand by you, walk beside you, lay next to only you.

*I promise "good morning beautiful" and "good night love".

*I promise to listen to your dreams, to support you as you chase your dreams, to celebrate you as you realize your dreams.

*I promise hugs in abundance, kisses in public, snuggles as needed, love as if it is endless.

*I promise breakfast in bed, breakfast in Rome, breakfast by a campfire, breakfast without the clean-up.

*I promise Christmas in July, Valentine's Day everyday, you will be my favorite holiday.

*I promise morning talks to evening walks.
*I promise sunrises holding hands to moonlights holding you close.

*I promise waking to dreams to falling asleep having lived a daydream.

*I promise to do the work, to do my 100 percent, to do what I promised I would do.

*I promise to grow with you, to grow old with you, to grow more in love with you.

*I promise joy in the mundane moments, love in the difficult moments, life in the simple moments.

*I promise joy without end, love without conditions, life without limits.

*I promise you will know you are loved.
If ever I find her…
Life changes. I will never lose hope.
These, my promises.
by Aurelius Vicque August 21, 2023
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Cat in the Hat method of finding things

Calculatus eliminatus: lets play a game and find all the places it not
I once got £500 for fixing a software memory leak that nobody else could find using nothing more than that Cat in the Hat method of finding things
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finda

is when your going to do something.
I'm finda slap you upside your mother f@#$^$#@ forehead!
by Shanay nay October 11, 2003
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Ned Flanders

A dorky, God-fearing, neighborly type of man with glasses; as seen on the Simpsons.
Look Ned Flanders, stop taking the Bible too seriously and get a life.
by Anonymous May 16, 2003
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Findhu.sex-[.

The Dhivehi (Maldivian) word for pussy, vagina, cunt.
eyna ge' findhu varar baaru
by fundhuboa December 13, 2003
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Find Cuisine

To create a fine meal using random items around the kitchen . This includes never before used spices and the culmination of three different pasta noodles and a can of diced tomates thus creating the pasta stew mess.
Stephanie: "What you cooking there?"
Nadine: "Some randomness with pasta. Kind of like a pasta stew. But messier."

Stephanie: "I love your find cuisine, Nadine."

find cuisine cuisine food random pasta meals dinner fine cuisine ingredients
by CrimsonInk August 8, 2009
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flandelander

1. Singular. noun. Any unpleasant bodily function.
2. An interjection used to fill and aukward silence when one does not know what to say.
1. I have to take a flandelander in flandelanderland.
2. Hmmmm, Flandelanders!
by taja ho the 5th November 4, 2007
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