a flash flasher

a person who flashes in a flash costume

a saw a flash flasher the other day, and ill never look at Barry Allen the same way again!

by PyroSkelly March 23, 2016

Quick as a flash

The time that it takes For 2 stroke To forward a pic or meme that she receives From E to The year 9 advisers.

Forwards content as quick as a flash. 2 stroke - OMG Jamie can you believe this fucking guy... Look at what he sent me now😤

This is the last time again I swear’.

‘Jamie‘ - You just can’t hate this guy ???🤗

by Peter gregson July 19, 2020

flash-eyed

when a person experiences temporary blindness due to eye exposure to too many camera flashes.

frequently experienced at shows in the dark.

"YO! Lady! Did you see that bangin' guitar riff?"
"Naaww maaan, i am sooo flash-eyed right now. you dont even know."

by stretchmarx June 22, 2007

Flash Relationship

When someone of the Homosapien Species enters a relationship, updates all of their Social Media Profiles to reflect their new relationship status, ONLY to break up with said homosapien within a weeks time.

9/30/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from SINGLE to in a relationship.

10/2/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from IN A RELATIONSHIP to SINGLE.

"Damn Girl, you always end up in them FLASH RELATIONSHIPS."

by Beezy253 September 30, 2013

cloaked flash

Vegetables on wheels. Can't drive so they have to hide themselves.

Those fucking cloaked flashes on planetside 2 are the fucking worst man.

by Lilgingy August 07, 2017

flash of stupidity

A brain fart, temporary lack of common sense or mature judgment. The total opposite of flash of genius.

Todd: That was a real jackass moment, bro.
Dewayne: Yeah, a flash of stupidity.

by scriptwrite1 March 04, 2011

guy flash

When a guy sweats profusely around other guys he finds attractive. He does not have to sweat due to the heat, but due to the hotness of the guy(s) in his presence.

Is it full of hot guys in here or is it just me?
Calm down, you're just having a guy flash.

by Dagrownman August 01, 2019