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Shit Fishing

When somone puts their arm down the piping of the toilet to find a shit. This is usually performed after somone else has just been to the toilet, obviously increasing the chance to find something.

There are many reasons people do shit fishing, but the three most commen reasons are:
Blocked toilet
Somone ate something that the person needed
Hunger
"Hey John, wanna play some b-ball on saturday?"
"I can't Stan, I'm going Shit Fishing with my dad."
by themostnaturalskintags January 9, 2008
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iron fisting

To forcibly insert one's fist into a woman's vagina or person's asshole with the intent of utterly taking over and causing damage to the respective region's walls and/or lining.
That limp Billy's walking with isn't from sodomy! Didn't you hear that Frank was iron fisting him last night? Iron fisting him right up the butt.
by Aidan Nulman December 13, 2008
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fishing buddy

What two homosexuals engaged in an affair may call each other when they both simultaneously have heterosexual spouses and children back at home and do not want them to know about the gay affair; OR they just don't want anyone else to know that they are together and gay.
They may go up to old Brokeback a few times a year and will refer to each other as their "fishing buddy" as a cover.
Ennis Del Mar: See you later honey.
Wife: Where are you going?!
Ennis Del Mar: Just up to old Brokeback.
Wife: What? With whom?!
Ennis: You know, just Jack, my old fishing buddy.
Wife: Oh alright...
Ennis: Not like we fuck or anything.
Wife: What?
Ennis: Nothing, bye!
by fag patrol March 21, 2008
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fighting colors

when a man or woman is wearing an outfit that looks perticulairly tacky, he or she is said to be "fighting colors." if they are really tacky, the phrase "and the colors are winning" is added to the end of the phrase.
A fat woman walks in a bar wearing a hot pink dress with a yellow belt and green shoes.

"That ho is fighting colors and the colors are winning."
by Christina From Da Mo January 23, 2008
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Fishtangle

A two dementional shape composed of a sideways triangle and water droplet shape to form the simple outline of a fish.
"What did you learn in geometry today?"
"We learnt how many sides a fishtangle has."
by rhys rohypnol July 28, 2009
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Fishing After Midnight

Originating from "There Eyes Were Watching God," used as a euphemism for sex in the woods.
Gonga witnessed Sabbath Lilly Hawks attempting to go fishing after midnight with Hazel Motes.
by Enoch Emery February 23, 2014
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Fishing off the pier

Trying to score with someone you work with.
Man, I knew that HR might fire my ass for fishing off the pier, but her ass is so fine, I've just got to make it mine!
by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016
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