Dry Fitting

Attempting to have sex with a girl before she is wet.

Bro, last night my girl was totally drunk so I gave her a dry fitting.

by Starkastic May 2, 2011

Finning

Used to describe political actions done by a person

If you don't vote, i dont wanna be hearing you bitch about who's finning our city,state, or country

by veekz September 3, 2010

Kohls Fitting Rooms

1. A place to try on cloths
2. A place of buisness
3. A place to hide and kill someone if you knew they were going into that particular place at a particular time
4. A good place to jump out of the stalls and scare your friends
5. The creepiest place in the world

"Dude, those Kohls Fitting Rooms would be a perfect place to jump Travis and kidnap him!! Hahaha"

by Flomper June 19, 2008

Funting

When you direct Danni to an Urban Dictionary page under false pretenses so that you can do the Red Indian Victory Dance.

"Funting. Ask me what it means, Danni."

"What does it mean?"

*provides UD link*

"...oh, for FUCK'S sake."

*does Red Indian Victory Dance*

by Jack The Bodiless November 13, 2012

Finning

Finning is the act of inserting one's nose into the female genitalia and inhaling deeply, resulting in the snorting of the vaginal fluid with the end result of gargling and swallowing.

"Yeah so how did it go last night?"

"Oh it was great i ended up finning her"

"HOLYFAOIFANFDFJAF"

by Captain Gillez February 19, 2009

Monkey Fisting

When a guy is so old that his balls hang low enough to drag on the ground like a monkey whose knuckles are just dragging behind him as he walks. Another phrase for Old Balls

HA YOU'RE 21?!?!?! MAN YOUR BALLS ARE SO MONKEY FISTING.

by Q?Z? July 22, 2009

funting

the disgraceful situation where an otherwise respectable person changes their every day , appropriate behavior choosing to act like a complete fucking bastard who spends their time fucking around with other like minded cunts, turning their own fucking self into the stupidest fucking cunt of them all.

Man 1: Has anyone seen Dave lately?
Man 2: Nah
Man 3: I've not got a clue were the fuck he's been?
Man 4: You mean you havn't heard where the fuck he's been?
Man 3: I Just said I havn't got a fucking clue!
Man 4:For fucks sake, everyone knows he's been off funting!
Man 1: Surely not Dave?!
Man 4: Yup, its true, he's been fucking around with a right bunch of cunts!
Man 2: That absolute funter!!

by rc9000000000000000000 November 19, 2014