flying fiddlers fuck

an add on to i dont give a fuck

i dont give a flying fiddlers fuck if its bad week i want sex

by duff_paddy_69 May 30, 2009

Findie

Those that think the term 'indie' is dressing in skinny spray on jeans colourful t-shirts and cardigans from topman, and listening to the libertines.

Guy 1: Hey man you like my skinny jeans? What about my new £8 t-shirt, got them from the new Topman.

Guy 2: Yeah got my cotton cardy from there too, was only £14.

Guy 3: Heard that new Libertines song? thats so fucking indie man!

Guy 3: Fucking findies.

by Slawted March 15, 2009

Fingleberries

When someone gets poop stuck on the hairs of their hand after inserting their fingers into an anus.

Person 1: Apparently he likes it when she sticks her fingers up his butt.

Person 2: She has some nasty hairy fingers though, i wonder if she gets fingleberries.

by theinnocentbystander May 26, 2009

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by radeline October 22, 2020

cunt finder

1. (n.) A lothario; a man who sexually exploits women;

2. (n.) A pimp;

3. (n.) One who happens upon a woman who turns out to be a total bitch.

1. Benjamin is a habitual cunt finder.

2. If you don't mind paying to get laid, you need to consult a cunt finder.

3. After a few minutes with that slut, he realized that he was about to become a cunt finder.

by Rob Porter November 26, 2007

Change Fiddler

Any person who annoys you while shaking change in his or her pockets, beyond reason, as though said person is playing a song in his or her head while shaking the pocket coins.

Typically a teacher, or any person in a cush job with a pear-shaped body.

Jason: What did Mr. Carr say the answer to 31 is?
Kyle: I don't know! He's a change fiddler, and it distracted me from hearing the answer.

by Shareeb4Prez March 4, 2010

Monkey fiddler

Person who fiddles with monkeys, and quite possible drives a Volkswagon.

That Chris sure is a Monkey fiddler, and I even think he's a Volksy poof to boot!

by Don't swear at me! March 30, 2010