Gambler's Fellatio

A Monopoly enthusiast's idea of their chances of getting a blowjob. Always wildly inaccurate - they have none.

Guy 1 - I'll trade you New York Avenue for Baltic Avenue.
Guy 2- go screw.
Guy 1 - I think that girl is giving me the blowjob face.
Guy 2 - I think you are succumbing to the Gambler's Fellatio.

by Nrubemit January 7, 2024

I Gave Myself Fellatio

I Gave Myself Fellatio

I Gave Myself Fellatio

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025

I Give Fellatior Like The Sunflower Deed

I Give Fellatior Like The Sunflower Deed

I Give Fellatior Like The Sunflower Deed

by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025

fecation nation

The state of being trashed (trash) or stunk up (stunk).

Welcome to fecation nation biotch.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

Fellatitory

Of or pertaining to a blow job. Blow job like.

Last night Janice performed many fellatitory acts for me.

by GScuds May 3, 2011

fellatially

In a manner relating to or like fellatio.

Ashley is super excited to meet up fellatially with Lee.

Sarah is eating that banana awfully fellatially.

The 69 is a great way to be physically intimate, both fellatially and cunnilingually.

by HipsterJesus November 25, 2011

Fellacious

Excellent, to the point of being unbelievably good fellatio (oral sex performed on a man).

Not to be confused with fallacious.

"Ohh, girl! I can't believe how good you are at that; it was straight fellacious!"

by Tommyboy23 December 17, 2013