father tap

When you’re watching Forensic Files and the father totally tapped the daughter.

It was totally a father tap.

by Not a father tapper February 3, 2019

The Game of Fathers

A game in which three or more men ejaculate in a cup, stir it, and pour it in the female's vagina.

Whoever the child resembles the most in the end, keeps the baby and the woman.

Me, Josh, and Reagan played the game of fathers nine months ago. Reagan and Zoey are happily married with their new baby

by I-Am-The-Cold August 25, 2015

Father kelleher

Creepy old man may have taken my brother

Yes this is where he (father kelleher) touched me

by Lolblackoutcrew August 23, 2018

pounding fathers

a group of four or more, preferably older, white men all gangbang one woman; who after finishing, sign their name on her.

My boys and I pulled a pounding fathers on Cathy the other night.

by mittens5483 November 7, 2023

father stealer

A woman or man (i don't judge) who steals your father figure and try to replace you with themselves and or their own children

You see that one Jennifer, she is a real father stealer....

by Richie234 November 20, 2017

Father Hammond

Only the best YouTuber/Twitch streamer ever. He’s a hamster who used to play Overwatch and now plays Rust.

Father Hammond is the best fucking YouTuber ever.

by HopeKoala April 7, 2022

Father Paranoia

Synonymous with "Disciple of Vapour", taken to the next level of being almost 30 years old. Being a 'Father Paranoia' is basically shedding your quarter life crisis for your mid-life crisis.

Friend 1:"I use to be 'Disciple of Vapour'...but that name sucks, I'm gonna be 'Father Paranoia' now."
Friend 2:"When are you going to be comfortable with your identity?"

by The Real Dillon November 1, 2022