A member of a heavy-metal band, usually in the 1980s. The look is primarily characterized by a large amount of hair (normally blond), secondarily by donning spandex and studded leather jackets
by Roderick October 16, 2003
Get the hair farmermug. A "Farmer Steve" is someone who has a deep infatuation with cows, cow milking, udders, teats, cud, leather and bondage. He is quite the shifty one, always "playing games" with his cows in the barn and pasture.
He frequently dons full leather while "servicing" his cows or domesticated bovines. He is also known on occasion to dress his cows in custom leather bondage. "Farmer Steves" also like to be physically restrained, as with cords or handcuffs, as a means of attaining sexual gratification. This role is often reversed on the cow.
When "Farmer Steves" are unable to locate a cow, they have been known to use an adult male bovine mammal (Bull) as a substitute .
"Farmer Steves" are also known on occasion to have a fascination with Ubuntu. This aids in less frequent system crashes than Windows, thus resulting in a faster response time when searching for new morally offensive acts.
He frequently dons full leather while "servicing" his cows or domesticated bovines. He is also known on occasion to dress his cows in custom leather bondage. "Farmer Steves" also like to be physically restrained, as with cords or handcuffs, as a means of attaining sexual gratification. This role is often reversed on the cow.
When "Farmer Steves" are unable to locate a cow, they have been known to use an adult male bovine mammal (Bull) as a substitute .
"Farmer Steves" are also known on occasion to have a fascination with Ubuntu. This aids in less frequent system crashes than Windows, thus resulting in a faster response time when searching for new morally offensive acts.
"Look at that guy in the field with the cow! He's such a Farmer Steve!
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by pstage May 13, 2008
Get the Farmer Stevemug. by Walter Salter August 3, 2007
Get the taco farmermug. A female whom has lost her teeth and thus must wear a denture. When she removes the denture to preform oral sex and is a penis farmer. Also she might smile, proudly, with no teeth and begin whaling like a banshee, this is the penis farmers mating call.
by Lexiloner23 February 9, 2017
Get the Penis farmermug. Shagneck's dad is a Roofer-Farmer
by ShibbyBoom July 27, 2010
Get the Roofer-Farmermug. The act of covering one nostril and blowing hard out the other one so as to dislodge mucus, a booger, or oter unwanted material.
See also snot rocket and air hankie
See also snot rocket and air hankie
by cyberpunk42 May 17, 2005
Get the farmer snortmug. A person who farms impressions on social media. They usually just post for likes. This is to make them bigger than they actually are.
by LargeYak March 24, 2021
Get the impression farmermug.