When you hear a song by Jessie J and you mistake it for a song by Katy Perry, which gives you a boner.
I used to think that the song "Domino" was sung by Katy Perry, which gave me a huge boner when I would hear it. But then I found out it was Jessie J, so it was a False Katy Perry Boner all along.
by Dr. Gray June 4, 2012
Get the False Katy Perry Bonermug. When you get a text message just when you wish you had someone to talk to...and it turns out to be a stupid forward and no one really wants to talk to you.
YAY I just got a text from (Insert name of person you like here)!!!!!!!
Oh dang it...its a false hope text message.
Stupid fwds.
Oh dang it...its a false hope text message.
Stupid fwds.
by Smurfanator February 8, 2010
Get the False Hope Text Messagemug. (noun) The fallacy associated with the belief that being nice to someone entitles you to date them or sleep with them. Also the main reason that nice guys finish last
Guy: Hey, do you want to go out for dinner with me?
Girl: You are a really nice friend, but unfortunately, I am only interested in being friends.
Guy: After everything I've done for you? I feel that you owe me something.
Girl: Stop with the false entitlement fallacy.
Girl: You are a really nice friend, but unfortunately, I am only interested in being friends.
Guy: After everything I've done for you? I feel that you owe me something.
Girl: Stop with the false entitlement fallacy.
by snakemasterepic February 13, 2018
Get the false entitlement fallacymug. A growing epidemic that causes males to believe they have been "friend zoned" by girls they are acquainted with, yet they have never approached the girl in a manner of creating a sexual or emotional relationship. The disease stems from a lack of confidence in oneself, thus causing one to create the social construct of "friend zoning" to cope with their feeling of inferiority and lack of ability to ask a girl how she truly feels.
Infected: "Dude I totally got friend zoned the other day. It sucks so hard. Ughh forever alone."
Friend: "Sorry to hear she rejected you..."
Infected: "She didn't I just know she doesn't want me."
Friend: "Oh god...get away! What are you?!"
Epidemiologist: "Yes a perfect example of False Friend Zone Syndrome (FFZS)."
Friend: "Sorry to hear she rejected you..."
Infected: "She didn't I just know she doesn't want me."
Friend: "Oh god...get away! What are you?!"
Epidemiologist: "Yes a perfect example of False Friend Zone Syndrome (FFZS)."
by Jimmithy Jimmers February 3, 2012
Get the False Friend Zone Syndrome (FFZS)mug. Finding out you do not have the condition of natural Athleticism, through being thoroughly beat in a sport that someone has no foundation of how to play that sport.
Even though Felix has dedicated years to golf he tragically figured out he has False Positive ATH error, when he played a round with Ian Fleckman, who has never played golf before and shot a course record.
by Major King Kong October 19, 2023
Get the False Positive ATHmug. by eddymfspaghetti April 22, 2022
Get the Falsemug. An individual who lives within a world of their own delusion that they choose to be a queen within. Often so self absorbed they believe they are the only person who matters in the whole world, convinced by their own delusion that it is reality. Often choosing their own title or false/fake crown to wear on their imaginary head.
That false-queen screamed curses at someone who was in pain because she felt slightly inconvenienced by their existence.
by Aknownmouse September 13, 2025
Get the False-queenmug.