False Katy Perry Boner

When you hear a song by Jessie J and you mistake it for a song by Katy Perry, which gives you a boner.

I used to think that the song "Domino" was sung by Katy Perry, which gave me a huge boner when I would hear it. But then I found out it was Jessie J, so it was a False Katy Perry Boner all along.

by Dr. Gray June 4, 2012

False Hope Text Message

When you get a text message just when you wish you had someone to talk to...and it turns out to be a stupid forward and no one really wants to talk to you.

YAY I just got a text from (Insert name of person you like here)!!!!!!!
Oh dang it...its a false hope text message.
Stupid fwds.

by Smurfanator February 8, 2010

false entitlement fallacy

(noun) The fallacy associated with the belief that being nice to someone entitles you to date them or sleep with them. Also the main reason that nice guys finish last

Guy: Hey, do you want to go out for dinner with me?
Girl: You are a really nice friend, but unfortunately, I am only interested in being friends.
Guy: After everything I've done for you? I feel that you owe me something.
Girl: Stop with the false entitlement fallacy.

by snakemasterepic February 13, 2018

False Friend Zone Syndrome (FFZS)

A growing epidemic that causes males to believe they have been "friend zoned" by girls they are acquainted with, yet they have never approached the girl in a manner of creating a sexual or emotional relationship. The disease stems from a lack of confidence in oneself, thus causing one to create the social construct of "friend zoning" to cope with their feeling of inferiority and lack of ability to ask a girl how she truly feels.

Infected: "Dude I totally got friend zoned the other day. It sucks so hard. Ughh forever alone."
Friend: "Sorry to hear she rejected you..."
Infected: "She didn't I just know she doesn't want me."
Friend: "Oh god...get away! What are you?!"
Epidemiologist: "Yes a perfect example of False Friend Zone Syndrome (FFZS)."

by Jimmithy Jimmers February 3, 2012

false autocorrecting

(noun) when you blame autocorrect for messing up your message but it was actually your fault since your finger's so fat and you type at fourteen letters per milisecond, A person who tends to false autocorrect a lot is called a false autocorrector

Person A - it's so quiet hsre
Person A - *here

stupid autocorrect
Person B - wtf stop false autocorrecting you false autocorrector if you typed your sentences properly you wouldnt have made that mistake

by KermitTheRomanFrog September 7, 2020

False Checking

1. To falsely assert that something has been fact-checked as true or false when there is little to no supporting evidence or even evidence to support an opposing argument.

2. Misrepresenting information by referencing unreliable or contradictory sources, assuming that the audience will not verify the accuracy of the claims.

Politicians and journalists frequently employ deceptive tactics, such as gaslighting and false checking, in an attempt to manipulate public perception when faced with compelling evidence.

by StrategicMissedCalls June 18, 2024

False bitch

A female who says guys think she's a bitch to make herself look badass, when really they think she's a cowardly poser, not a bitch.

Guy- You ain't no bitch, you're a false bitch, you're posing as a bitch.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2020