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FAG

Fucking Ask Google - a response to a question that would be better asked of a search engine.
Coworker: "How do I tell this person what an e-check is?"
Me: "FAG."
Coworker: "What?! Are you a homophobe?"
Me: "No, I told you to Fucking Ask Google and stop wasting my time."
by Programmer1101 May 27, 2009
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No Fag

A phrase used when committing a potentially homosexual act, as to assure your straightness to your group of friends.

If you must come in close proximity and/or physically touch another male in a homosexual way, "no fag" can be called to straighten the following action.
(Your drink is on the opposite side of the guy sitting next to you)

You: No fag (Reach across his lap to grab your drink)
Other guy: Good thing you called "no fag," cause I would have kicked your ass.

When two guys stumble upon a horny, drunk girl, 'no fag' may be used to justify a heterosexual threesome.
by No Fagger September 14, 2008
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FAG

Flight Attendant Guy. Ironic, because most male flight attendants are also gay, really gay. Most FAG's are named Gary or Lance or something to that effect, and they are usually sort of annoying.
Captain: Ugh Jared, who's our flight attendant today?
First Officer: Some FAG, I think his name is Gary.
Captain: I hope he doesn't come up here and try and make small talk.
by freightdog September 25, 2005
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fag

An insult implying that the target is gay. Mostly used by rednecks, 13 year old boys, closet homosexuals and people insecure about their own sexuality.
John: You're a fag
Mike: No, you're just to stupid to think of a real insult.
by S'jet January 22, 2006
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fag

noun, someone who uncritically accepts the ideas and pretensions of a particular social group
art-fag, eco-fag, theo-fag
by tom abernathy March 7, 2008
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fag

1. (noun) An extremely annoying, inconsiderate person most commonly associated with Harley riders.
2. A person who owns or frequently rides a Harley
Cartman to a bunch of Harley riders: Nobody is intimidated, actually. Everybody realizes that people who are so needy for attention, that need to dress and be as loud as possible, are you guys and 16 year old girls. Just wanna let you know, you're f***in fags.
by Saf & Nikki November 6, 2009
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fag

n. 1. An extremely annoying, inconsiderate person most commonly associated with Harley riders.
2. A person who owns or frequently rides a Harley.
-Those bikers are all riding Harley's, theyre fags.
by SPBPo November 5, 2009
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