Facebook

Facebook:
Its is the only app that most boomers use. They do not understand instagram but can understand facebook although it is much more confusing

Weather reporter- what are the best type of fireworks to buy.
Legend- wouldnt you like to know weather boy.
That conversation can be found on facebook

by Oliviamhancock December 13, 2019

Facebook

A website full of karens who post about not vaccinating their children and 40 somethings posting minion memes

Person 1: Hey, do you still use Facebook?

Person 2: No. It's shit.

by PenumbraDoge December 30, 2019

facebook

A website where boomers gather. Also leaks your whole life to the public and your data to the government.

Did you see what Shelby posted on facebook?

by alco3 August 18, 2019

Facebook

A website that allows you to stalk people you haven’t seen in years

“ I’ve been searching my old classmates names on Facebook.”

by Boneless watermelon September 4, 2019

Facebook

A stupid and pointless website for plebs who care more about gossip than friendship.

"Man, I really don't like Facebook!"
"What? Why's that?"
"Because Facebook is a stupid and pointless website for plebs who care more about gossip than friendship."
"Aw... Aw ok." *Proceeds to delete Facebook*

by Mackarony5 January 17, 2018

Facebook

A website created by Mark Zuckerberg for polish people to take about sex and other shit. Also the home of "Sned bobs and vagene"

I post sex jokes to Facebook because I am bored. -Polish Farmer

by CommunisticWeeb420 December 28, 2018

facebook

Graveyard for dead friendships.

Try hiding your birthday on facebook, see if someone remembered.

by Rest In Pain December 30, 2018