Facebook

Facebook:
Its is the only app that most boomers use. They do not understand instagram but can understand facebook although it is much more confusing

Weather reporter- what are the best type of fireworks to buy.
Legend- wouldnt you like to know weather boy.
That conversation can be found on facebook

by Oliviamhancock December 13, 2019

Facebook

A website full of karens who post about not vaccinating their children and 40 somethings posting minion memes

Person 1: Hey, do you still use Facebook?

Person 2: No. It's shit.

by PenumbraDoge December 30, 2019

facebook

A website where boomers gather. Also leaks your whole life to the public and your data to the government.

Did you see what Shelby posted on facebook?

by alco3 August 18, 2019

Facebook

A website that allows you to stalk people you haven’t seen in years

“ I’ve been searching my old classmates names on Facebook.”

by Boneless watermelon September 4, 2019

facebook

to steal and/or disclose the private information of, especially in a duplicitous fashion. (transitive verb)

I am going to facebook Gina's STD test results from her purse.

Why did you facebook my salary to Jim? He will never date someone that earns more than he does!

by shm02 May 17, 2018

Facebook

A stupid and pointless website for plebs who care more about gossip than friendship.

"Man, I really don't like Facebook!"
"What? Why's that?"
"Because Facebook is a stupid and pointless website for plebs who care more about gossip than friendship."
"Aw... Aw ok." *Proceeds to delete Facebook*

by Mackarony5 January 17, 2018

Facebook

Facebook: A company that steals your informations and sells it

Facebook: A company that steals your content for money and doesn’t even give you any profit

Facebook Is Dumb

by CooperFaggott99 July 18, 2020