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no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza?

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.
Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
mugGet the no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza?mug.

get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on

See also: get the fuck on and shitted on.

A slang phrase meaning, "If you don't hurry up and do something, you are gonna miss out." or "If you don't do this, you are gonna feel like a dumb shit (like you've been 'shitted on')and regret it later."

Note: 'before' can also be shortened to 'fo' for a more urban slang feel.
Tom: Man, I wanna go get that O of kind bud dude accross town was gonna sell me for half price, but I'm so lazy I don't feel like driving.

Greg: Dude, you better get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on! Are you fucking retarded?
by NINerd January 17, 2009
mugGet the get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck onmug.

Fucking whore ass bitch shit dick

An excuse to say six curse words in an insult.
random guy: you suck!
you: you fucking whore ass bitch shit dick
random guy: you win
by welthy rich not November 18, 2019
mugGet the Fucking whore ass bitch shit dickmug.
A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."
"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"
by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020
mugGet the Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitboxmug.
thee ultimate in foul language, no one can respond to this or just something you say before your about to kick someone's fuckin teeth in but you have to look real mad for it to work
i love talkin shit to people

you better stop "GLARE" or else

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uuhhh thsorry i cannt tolk
by Suicidal Alcazar August 16, 2009
mugGet the Fuck Shit Cock Ass Titti Boner Bitch Muff Pussy Cock Butthole Barbra Streisandmug.

fuck shit up

Im ready to fuck shit up!
by Trappel May 7, 2021
mugGet the fuck shit upmug.

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