frocking

when two men with circumcised penises want to try docking but do not have the equipment to do so, they purchase a soft fabric (such as silk) and they fashion it into a make shift foreskin allowing them to proceed

dennis “i’m not sure about this one haz, mine looks kinda like a wizard sleeve”
harold “don’t be daft denny that’s how i like it, now let’s get a frocking!”

by zestymcbetsy October 27, 2023

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fracking

Fracking happens when you think your period is voer so you have sex, and your man nuts in you; the last of the menstrual blood will leak out with the semen.

"Hey babe are you still on your period?"

"I don't think so, but if not I hope you're up for fracking"

by gckv January 19, 2024

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Fracking

Where a man sticks a hose or large straw up his ass and the other end in a woman's vagina and fart

Forget motorboating we're fracking tonight. It's time to drop drawers

by Jorthobec11 July 27, 2024

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frickin frick

when your being a frickin frick

maggie beat me in cup pong. shes a frickin frick

by ilovetaylorswift1997 August 1, 2024

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Fracking

When a girl is in the missionary position with their legs spread wide getting absolutely drilled by a big ole black hog in the planking position. Essentially mimicking a drill pipe being thrusted into a hole.

Got home from work last night only to find my wife getting Fracked by our mail man.

Can’t wait to get a good old fashioned fracking this weekend.

by Big wiggums April 18, 2024

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