Baby fisted

Punching a baby

Did you hear about trump he baby fisted some womans kid

by Potlatch July 8, 2017

ill fated blowjob

An event where head is given and it doesn’t not result in what was desired : an orgasm. Usually caused by an inexperienced nymphet who already had sausage for breakfast.

“We’re between second and third base.”
“How?”
“Ill fated blowjob.”

by Ratawang3d Nymph3tt3 November 20, 2017

Fyre Fested

To be lied to/scammed/gypped in a big way. In relation to the 2017 Fyre music festival fail.

“Bro I was told I was gonna get paid for this and when I finished the job, they said “thanks! Drive safe.” And they just TOOK OFF without paying me! I totally got Fyre fested!”

by Hingle Mccrinckleberry February 1, 2019

Lich Fisted

The action of getting your inner organs ripped from your body via a single hand.

Becky got lich fisted by her dad, must have been a rough night...

by The rosser September 28, 2019

I farted in the group

something to use when you’re texting your friends on a group chat and fart

me: yo guys guess what
amy: what
Kylie: what
me: I farted in the group

by HehejwiwoaoaoOzkkNklLaoaiwiieu May 27, 2020

Spider Fisted

When a man ejaculates onto his closed fist and then proceeds to fist a woman with that fist. Just like how male spiders use their pedipalps to inseminate a female.

Woman 1: was it good sex?
Woman 2: not really all he did was fist me with after he jizzed on his hand
Woman 1: Ohhh, you got spider fisted !

by E8Mart November 16, 2020

Gravitating Faster

Gravitating faster - I tripped down the stairs,accidentally falling or dropping

I ended up gravitating faster down the last two steps and didn't faceplant

by Bearru November 20, 2020