eva

is a slutty whore for kingston and cant refuse any dick BECAUSE SHES A WHORE who is bi. straight, and GAY. She kills people who are fat sluts and force niggas to squirt for them named Angellyn Baxter

Kim Kardashian:OH MY GOD SHE SUCH A EVA
Brandon Caster: OMG IM GOING TO FUCK HER ASS LIKE SHES IS MY SLUTTY EVA

by mrgiggles450896 December 31, 2023

Eva

Eva is a very very very veeryyyyy small person. Kinda like a hobbit but with better hair. The clothes are the same tho (homeless/gay vibes). She’s got an ASS and well I guess she’s a bit funny sometimes. Sometimes.

- Where’s Eva I don’t see her ??
- Oh that’s because she is so small, she is actually right in front of you

by Evy.g934 February 25, 2024

eva

Eva is a self absorbed brat will always talk about you behind your back and betrays you.She is so mean and is such a pick me.she so annoying and everyone hates her.her friends talk behing her back but they are still obsessed with her.

evas minion 1:omg I hate Eva so much she is such a bitch. evaminion2:same shes so annoying.btw were still going to buy gift s for her parting right?

by anonia June 5, 2024

eva

Eva is a self absorbed brat will always talk about you behind your back and betrays you.She is so mean and is such a pick me.she so annoying and everyone hates her.her friends talk behing her back but they are still obsessed with her.

evas minion 1:omg I hate Eva so much she is always insulting us. evaminion2:same shes so annoying.btw were still going to buy gift s for her party right?

by anonia June 5, 2024

Eva

Eva is a very big overthinker who has communication issues and tends to piss everyone off around her. She also has madd trust issues and unintentionally ruins relationships, especially her own. She also feels bad right afer doing something hurtful and it haunts her until the problem gets resolved. She has lots of friends but only likes talking to one person who barely likes talking to her and it makes her very flipping annoyed and all her friends have to listen to her crashout about this one person that they all hate. She is very delusional about this one person and needs to move on but doesn't want to accept that nothing is left for them two and a small part of her believes that it might work out. She has a deep attachment to this one person and she feels that if they restart and try again then it might all work out one last time. If this one person is reading this, uh, go back to your girl bro she's doing everything to change because she misses you so bad. OH SHE'S ALSO VERY FUNNY AND FUN TO BE AROUND!!

friend: eva why are you crashing out?
Eva: because i miss ____ and want him back and i love him with my whole heart but he doesn't care anymore

by Andrew da boy January 7, 2025

Eva

My best friend and wife.

Eva here is my wishlist:
A hug
A ring
Cookies (oreo)
Squismallow

Me: I love you!
Eva: <3

by I_luv_to_paint :3 February 23, 2025

Eva

Literally the best person in the world, she’s a fatty and has some issues but it’s ok tho cause she’s the best u could have. U don’t wanna lose this one :3 So pretty also even tho she keeps saying she’s not

Eva no im not gonna motorboat you💔🥀💔🥀🥀

by Shylily March 20, 2025