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european soldier bag

A man purse or murse. Also, comenly reffered to as a sathcel. Different from a back pack or book bag in that it usually only has one strap. Can be carried over the shoulder or cross body, like a messanger bag (even worse than over the shoulder, if you can imagine). In a few rare instances, the strap may only allow it to be carried using just one hand, like a PURSE. Unless you are actually from Europe & still in Europe (and even then I would question it), the "ESB" is completely unacceptable. Usually, carrying one will undoubtedly have you mistaken as being gay.
Progressive commercial where the man is accused carrying the ladies purse, NOPE it's actually a european soldier bag bought by the wife.

The Hangover, "It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel, Idiana Jones wears one." NO DUDE, it's a ESB. thanks.
by Textmessagebreakup August 4, 2011
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European baptism

Peeing inside a women in lieu of ejaculation.
"I gave her the ol' European baptism last night"
by Willysaucy April 20, 2023
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European Standard Of Beauty

(1) Nazi ideology of blond hair and blue eyed
(2) Fair to pale flowing long straight hair light eyes tall (Especially If They're Nordic) Flawless Spotless Skin
European Standard Of Beauty is so strong in India and South Africa that they bleach their skin and wear contacts
by EmJayee December 11, 2018
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European Classic

A far-right term used mostly in the Tik Tok subcultures describing a nationalistic feeling about Europe and embracing it's cultures, enviorments and countries.
by KaiserBeo December 27, 2023
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european ass bag

a pouch or tool bag worn by men working, but loaded with feminine items such as hand cream, nail clippers etc.
check out curtis's european ass bag! he looks ridiculous, whats up with the giant tube of hand cream?
by carp it up January 12, 2012
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european mudslide

When spooning and the big spoon recives a fecal mater fart from the little spoon.
Dude she gave me a European mudslide last fajitas night.
by Halonn January 23, 2017
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European Princess

When you shove your balls into a girl's vagina and proceed to pee on her
I gave that slut a European Princess and she smelled like garbage after and before.
by anonymous July 26, 2022
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